rebecca swift \\ unstoppable force, meet immovable object
@fragileswift13.bsky.social
they told me all of my cages were mental / so i got wasted like all my potential
38 😬 chronically ill transfem queer enby pākehā swiftie beneficiary in Ōtautahi Aotearoa. perpetually sleepy dumb bitch
they/them
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two weeks
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right now would be a bad time to do it anyways bc i am literally going into rehab in two weeks and i need everything to go as smoothly as possible rn!!!
yeah i'm renting the router from 2degrees, i don't have my own. i sold the one i had before this one bc i hated it so much lol. so i want to wait til this one is out of warranty and i can keep it and then maybe i'll switch haha.
i will look at switching next year maybe though bc their 900Mbps plan is only $8 more expensive than what i am paying for 300Mbps haha. thanks for the tip!! 🙏🏻
oh interesting! this looks quite a bit cheaper, at least for the equivalent plan i am currently on. i had never heard of these folks! tho i just got a new router thru 2degrees and i love it so idk if i want to switch right now haha. and also their cheapest plan is only $4 cheaper (plus setup cost 😞)
also 50Mbps isn't actually that much cheaper??
it's fucked up that the broadband offerings from 2degrees are either 950Mbps, 300Mbps or 50Mbps. i want to put my internet on the cheapest plan while i'm away but i will have to do it like days before bc i can't live on 50Mbps down and TEN Mbps up!! posting photos to bsky would take 10 minutes!!!!!!
i feel like it would get kinda hot with all that moss growing on its air intakes??
four hours later lmao let's fucking gooooooooooooo
anyone else in ōtautahi having fibre troubles rn?? my 2degrees connection is out 😭😭😭
my router is pretty when it’s mad (bc there’s no internet)
anyway i just found out my neighbour who i adore has bought a house and is moving across the other side of the city 😭😭😭
one of my guys learned a fart move that does poison damage
this game is so weird
i’m playing the prehistory chapter first bc it just seemed like the right place to start and ngl this mechanic of identifying smells and following them to prey and items is really cool.
it’s very funny to me that if you come across a fire you can interact with it and this lil guy just puts his hand in it and then yells bc it hurts
fuck yeah a hard rock
fuck yeah a stick
turns out my neighbour has no internet either and i just remembered they’re doing some sort of roadworks out on the street in front of our building lol so they must have fucked something up. i stg it better not take long to fix tho!!!!!!!!
having smart home stuff is cool and all but if your internet goes out so do all your appliances lmao. good thing i don’t need to turn my heatpump up or anything 🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🫠
just got off the phone with 2degrees and they’ve sent a thing to Enable or Chorus or whatever and said they’ll be in touch by email. in the mean time i guess i have to just use my phone data for everything lol 🙃🙃🙃
yeah i tried to find one of the old MP3 players that *only* does music and i guess they don’t make them anymore lol
anyone else in ōtautahi having fibre troubles rn?? my 2degrees connection is out 😭😭😭
my phone doesn’t have a physical SIM card, and besides the rule is just ‘no phone’
oh maybe i can put music on my 3DS??
i was legit thinking about this last night bc if i can't have my phone in detox that means i can't have music and that just feels like sucks lol so i am trying to think of ways to get Taylor Swift on something i'd be allowed to have for that first week
what if i bought this original first-gen iPod touch to take to detox with me while i can't have my phone? 🤔🤔🤔
iPod touch 1st Generation 16GB | Trade Me Marketplace
iPod touch 1st Generation 16GB
Good condition and fully reset to factory settings
The home button is hard to press but does work when pushed hard
ohhh i always forget phone cards exist these days! i used them a ton in like the late-2000’s/mid-2010’s until internet calls became a thing that’s such a good idea thank you!! 🙏🏻
as for books etc lol i haven’t read a book since 1712 idk if i know how to read anymore, i need friends and vidjagames!!
i have no idea where any carolina is without looking at a map i’m sorry
north west carolina
rebecca swift bless Chlöe Swarbrick
i don’t even believe in god but someone ought to bless this woman immediately.
god bless Chlöe Swarbrick
i’m a real
tough kid
i can handle
my shit
they said babe you gotta fake it
til you make it
and i did
lights
camera
bitch, smile
even when you wanna die
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i can do it with a broken heart
absolute queens 🥰💖
i love that Olivia Rodrigo and Lily Allen are like besties now and appear on each others’ sets in the UK.
every time i brought up not having internet access in detox they said “don’t worry there’s a phone you can use to call anyone you want” and i’m like “can i call the US? or australia? or the UK?” and they’re like “lol no”
almost two weeks til rehab
it’s fucking wild how it’s both getting more and less terrifying at the same time somehow lol. i hope they let me have my switch in detox since i can’t have my phone.
not being able to talk to pocket friends for an entire week is going to be Fucking Hard Y’all.
yeah. there is a lot of pushback here atm so i am slightly optimistic but i guess we’ll see, this government still has two and a half years before the next election lol 🤷🏻♀️
i like having facebook for keeping up with friends and family i don’t see very often but boy do i fucking hate the app/website itself a lot. just the worst.
i bet they would do such a good job
replace the ISS astronauts with horses for a week
if i was an NPC shop owner in the pokémon universe i would absolutely not allow customers to have fucking pokémon battles INSIDE my shop???
that one sounds just incredibly painful
just did a survey that directly asks "If Amazon were available in your country, would you subscribe to Prime?" and i thought about it for like five seconds and then selected 'yes' bc as much as i wanna say fuck that company, being able to get everything i need delivered would be a huuuge help tbh 😞