The Cubist Guy

Cow content

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Oh thank goodness the landscaping crew showed up

Yes. It’s Flat Fuck Friday

Yes

Bystanders looking at a 4,000 year old body that just came out of the peat bog

Was just reading about peat bog mummies and started searching for “Röst Girl” when Google helpfully filled my search in with “how to roast a girl” which I tapped on before even realizing what happened, so now that’s in my search history.

Yes

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That man should be arrested

Tried to take a cave man to the opera and it did not go well

Tried to take a cave man to the opera and it did not go well even with a clip-on tie

I can’t wait to take out Saddam Hussein with a glowing neon unicorn flintlock musket that has infinite reload capability

I can’t wait to take out Saddam Hussein with a neon unicorn flintlock musket that has infinite reload capability

Yeah well when they dig up your bones in 2000 years they’ll be like “what no pussy does to a mf” and high five laughing at your timid pose and pathetic belongings

That’s fucked

Write like no one is reading

Where the fuck did he bite you??

To be fair I haven’t really been paying attention to the show for a couple of decades but I have my doubts about the authenticity of this one

Men are from McDonald’s women are from Wendy’s

Charles Kinbote @charleskinbote.bsky.social

Men are from Home Depot, Women are from Ace Hardware

1 day ago

Only 90s kids suspected this

Magician doing a bit where he holds up an empty crack pipe and then turns around for a second and breathes out smoke like how’d he do that

Got into a fight at the Mandela Effect meet-up with another guy who said I was right but I wasn’t remembering that Garfield hated “hump days” instead of Mondays in addition to liking bologna instead of lasagna. That’s bullshit. He hates Mondays and always has. What the fuck is wrong with that guy

Oh well

Got into a fight at the Mandela Effect meet-up with another guy who said I was right but I wasn’t remember that Garfield liked bologna and also hated hump days instead of Mondays. That’s bullshit. He hates Mondays and always has. What the fuck was wrong with that guy

The Mandela Effect is real. I remember Garfield liking bologna instead of lasagna when I was a kid and I’m not the only one.

I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention

They’re the ones bumping into it all the time. It’s called responsibility

Bro if Asher Roth says “quite nicely” in this freestyle one more time I am going to lose it

This is true of a lot of what American people think

You have to be either completely stupid or completely evil to think this is the fault of the wages being raised and I’m still not sure which one he is

The glass ceiling is dirty why aren’t the women cleaning it

This is so fucked

You’ve just got to ask yourself one question: Do I make you horny? Well, do I, baby?

I’m experimenting with my identity today

Would be really fucking funny if after all this shit the election ends up being Nikki vs Kamala at the last minute

8 hours for eat, 8 hours for sleep, 8 hours for rave, repeat

Yeah almost. The body is weak no matter how willing the spirit

Pills are hard to swallow for him

You love genocide so much it gets you almost hard

Bathing suits for the whole family are on sale, but how will they fit in one?

Can I have it

Going through old messages

Going through old messages