Garret
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Whether right or wrong, this one still makes me laugh very hard. And they posted it on my birthday years ago so I end up always remembering it:
NEWSWIRE: Special Olympics T-Ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game
Let’s all hope the nuggets or timberwolves sweep the shit out of the mavs so we don’t have to see Luka whine about calls any more this season.
#nba
Now to start my daily vigil of hitting “show less like this” on all the weird ass posts that show up in the Discovery #feed.
When you wake up and remember your team won a hard fought game last night.
#NBA #OKCThunder
Nicolas Cage Feeling Fabulous From The Wind GIF
ALT: Nicolas Cage Feeling Fabulous From The Wind GIF
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That pass was smooth as hell.
Giddey will miss a thousand shots then make the craziest pass. It’s nuts.
He’s whines on every shot, then whined when the refs didn’t call a foul on him at the end.
Incredible player who is somehow not fun to watch.
That’s basically it. The religious right has infiltrated the GOP party here over the last 40-50 years. Most Christians weren’t even anti-abortion until some far right nutters got more into power.
Now, the GOP just courts those people and their votes, and it’s a downward spiral to stuff like this.
The “Death Panels” were here all along, but they also have a big enough lobby so…I guess we’ll all just die.
It really feels like you have to want to look for something to be mad about regarding that commercial.
SGA has rolled his ankle like five times this game and I’m so scared about it.
#NBA
Jack is the dude who made twitter and also has one of the worst beards in tech.
I had a similar thought myself.
Thunder will get a bunch of fast break points while Luka is at the other end of the court complaining to the refs.
Is Luka the whiniest player in the #NBA?
He could shoot a wide open shot then look at the refs claiming he was punched in the face.
This shit is wild.
Maybe if the NYPD had a few more police bots or whatever the bots could have done a basic web search to see #Columbia selling these locks — just like every normal person did that took zero time to look up. But, hey, normal folks don’t have that fancy cop school training.
the NYPD, aided by cable news, is trying to further push the “outside agitator” narrative at Columbia
the evidence?
a bike lock and chain
“this is not what students bring to school. this is what professionals bring to campuses.”
Columbia literally sells these bike locks and chains to students
I mean, to be fair, if I was getting infinite royalties from work I did twenty years ago I wouldn’t be working now either.
Two best teams in the West play tonight (#OKCThunder, #DenverNuggets), and so it’s going to be another night of me staying up past midnight watching basketball.
#NBA
Wow this accidental injury on the Minnesota coach is something I’ve never seen.
#NBA
Coach of the Year goes to Mark Daigneault from #OKC!
https://youtu.be/UVzsfvaBxW8?si=_y09fr-AwckGqbtG
#OKCThunder #NBA
#OKCMemorial #5k this morning, though windy as hell, was fun as always!
5,500 showed up!
#running #RunToRemember
There’s a guy on the pink team of this season’s #TheAmazingRace who keeps belittling his girlfriend/partner, and I want bad things to happen to him.
Me, muting all of the gambling and betting accounts that are showing up on the #NBA feed:
Lots of people mad about #gifs, but I’m just over here like
We GIFin’ now, boys.
Harden is an excellent player, but I just hate watching him play and flop all around.
#nba
Finally, someone to chat with.
Does #ACAB include police corgis?
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youtu.beHe always seemed like a good dude, so hopefully that’s what he’s up there trying to figure out.