Huitzilopochtli disciple. Chewbaccian popozuda. Not going to pay a lot for this muffler.
Last night I dreamt I got to play Chi Sao with some elders 🥋
There are three levels of burn: going in, in, and going out.
We’ve all been there. We have a place (“Thai kun”, get it?!) and this is all the warning you get that your ass is about to turn in to an upside down volcano. The kinder of the waitstaff will help you gauge your options.
1. I’m exhausted.
"this is a horny check, post your last saved image" smh, why can't we all just state plainly and clearly our horny level on a scale of one to ten. everything's a game around here. 4
Dear Bethesda employees and board members. I think you should know that the Darkfall Passage level in Skyrim sucks donkey balls in terms of its design and execution, as do each of your mothers (which should go without saying but for the sake of completeness). Lmk if any further feedback would help.
In TX there is quite a diaspora of cultures that feature occasionally insanely hot cuisine and there has emerged a tentative general understanding that you can order a dish “spicy” or {insert original culture} “spicy” and the latter indicates you know what you are doing and accept responsibility
I mean she *could* but if you ever seen her well lubricated…
Meanwhile guys are always telling you how powerful the one bone is.
Then unhinge it. Swallow the rodent whole. Now relax for a few days as it works its way through your digestive tract.
Wrote this ditty:
🎶🎵let’s go down to the barnyard
Find a chicken and do an unnatural act…
And if grandpa comes a lookin’
We’ll turn him over and poke him
In the crack! 🎶🎶🎵
To the tune of Riki Don’t Lose That Number…
🎵🎶 Kiki don’t honk that bobo 🎵🎵
(I’m very sorry)
@kiki.whitecanof.monster @badboy.wifeguy.online
My sister and I have no mutual non family friends but we are very close and get our kids together a lot.
I always get him and Rowdy Roddy Piper mixed up for some reason.
My company was throwing one away and I took it home, it changed my life.
The funniest one was a pic of Sydney Powell leaning over and whispering in his ear and somebody captioned it as her saying “there’s diarrhea leaking from your skull”
Damn, this band Lake Street Dive does not miss.
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Do NOT want to see the documentary about how she learned “duodenum”
I kinda almost want to be the person they bring in to clean this up. Like, you can’t make it any *worse*. The bar is so low…
Yes, there is one at the low water crossing near my kids’ elementary school. But that’s the only one I remember seeing, and there are a *lot* of low water crossings where I live 😬
Can’t. Dad posted a “no soliciting” sign on our front door.