Canis Latranscendental

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Bonus points if its in minority heavy neighborhoods.

I think I would actually accept community service as an actual consequence. Depending of course on how it handled. Like no bullshit week of pretend-ass community service where he sits on his ass or something. Make his schlubby orange ass do some actual work for once in his life.

Very different xD

Not interested, thank you. XD

For real.

Its a reference to Waynes world.

That was exactly what I expected to be honest. Little more respect for new yorkers today.

Yeah the Sarlacc kind of made me feel funny too.

I was referencing expanded universe stuff. But you're right. Sorry. My bad.

I honestly do not envy Justice Merchan. He's got a lot of pressure on him with this sentencing.

You know I don't know how I didn't grow up into vore. That bit in Return of the Jedi where rhe ewoks were trying to eat Han made me feel funny like climbing the rope in gym class.

A "Scanners" style head explodey would also do tbh.

I'm the gloomy ewok in the corner going "Hooray no more death star. But you know the emperor had CLONES right?"

Oh man I hadn't considered vengeful George Washington ghost. Can I change my vote?

I would accept an infarction or something of that nature, yeah.

Because that's still the only way he's not gonna be president again.

My (personal) hope is that this verdict causes something in his brain to rupture from the spike in blood pressure.

In the spirit of fairness I looked up how much a coach ticket to London from Seattle is and it is not a month's pay for me. Its only 1 entire pay check. So half a month's pay. Point still stands.

I cackled.

Catboy Twink Augustus is definitely the peak of my comedy career.

We should try and make it the second most popular costume this year. Right after donald trump in a jump that matches his bronzer.

Showing up to the senate with striped thigh highs on under his toga.

Joaquìn...

Only Catboy Twink Augustus may use the imperial >:3 signet.

Oooo >:3 is probably better, yeah.

Catboy Twink Augustus just used :3 as his signet.

Long may he reign.

Or puff pastry.

My jokes will definitely bring tears to your eyes.

My jokes got LAYERS, Y'all. Layers.

ALSO: I hope you all appreciate the Nirvana by way of Weird Al Yankovich reference.

Sadly hypocrisy is not a bug of their system, but a feature. Lip service to everything. A hollow ideology based entirely on "I got mine, jack".

Reading reactions to the trump verdict is fun. Republicans are all "TRAVESTY ARGHLNARBLH BARGLFLAUSS DEATH OF JUSTICE NARGHBARGLH RASSFEAGHL CORRUPT JUSTICE SYSTEM FARGHBARHGHBLARGH" like the supreme court isnt a pack of sycophants with drool and cum on their robes from fellating The Donald.

Also please stop making fun of my weird orange pen....his...his weird orange penis. Ahem.

Yeah I don't really do a lot of traveling domestically either. Not THAT bad but enough that I can't afford to do it.

I think people just assume I have money because of the garage brewery and the fact that I work at an aerospace place. Brewery was paid for by three of us over the course of 5 years and Im just a printer jockey not an engineer or something.

I read this as "use someone else's finger" but maybe that's just because Im twisted.

Yeah I've had that conversation. "Why haven't you been to England? You love the history so much!"

Well Steve, because I prefer eating and not beimg a hobo.

Travel is for people with money, y'all. The Poors get to stay at home and put buckets under leaks or something.

Man I love how blithely some people are just like "A trip to (place in europe) is just something you NEED TO DO" Like a plane ticket to europe alone isn't a month's pay for me.

It may be a slim chance, but I do not feel it is an invalid concern, unfortunately.

Because America.

Yes I know all of this, thank you.

Yup

Ok. A guilty verdict. That's a great start. Now let's see if he actually sees any consequences and not just a suspended sentence.

Patiently, hopefully, waiting to be proven wrong and eat my serving of crow.

Are you TRYING to make me pop a brain vein?