Mrs Hels Mels Moon.

😂😂 thanks.

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Same.. who is that? 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

Me, doing my National Service.

Son of Raucous (The Unblocked) @sonofraucous.bsky.social

Me doing my national service.

2 days ago

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Ahhh, ok, so that’s probs.. good? 🤷🏼‍♀️ broken ribs are so bloody sore in the mornings.. in my experience anyway. Awful.

Thanks Det… how are you doing. Rib’s any better?

No.

Definitely ‘rose season’ 🌱

Yeah I tend to do it twice a year, for summer festivals.

About last night…

Where is it?

I’m good thanks… apart from dreaded exams.. how are you? Still running and doing all the Pilates?

Thanks Duckie.

Thank you… it’s only temporary tho.. will wash out, sadly.

Only temporary, Mel.

Ohh finally? Surely long overdue!

It’s about air… and pressure…. And lift… just like sailing.

Ha…. Do it.. we only get this one chance, to have fun.

Think I saw it… ant be sure tho… remind me… ;-)

Full! Yes, that is!

Bananas? Gosh, she has a sensitive nose, Mrs Det…. Not sure I can smell them.. till they are on my toast, with peanut butter!

Thanks.. it’s only temporary.. for festival, this weekend.

Thank you.

Wow… life experiences, Det!

True, I am all about the implied, not the explicit.

Merci!

Ah, I like to save it for a treat.. but yes!

Not even a hint of a cleavage, here Det! Very modest!
Personal growth! 😂

Ohh a nice Dalmatian peach!

Right then.. a perfect Saturday, requires bacon, does it not?
I am gonna get on it.. any minute now.

Doesn’t matter at all, as long as you’re exercising outdoors!

Mr Mels heads out to ride on the Chase…
I say..
‘Don’t bother coming home… unless you have a banana! ‘
Cue, eyebrow wiggling!

I want a banana tho, have failed, to remember, to by some, all week!

I usually only pop on here on a Sunday….
I think we all know why! 😂😂

It’s true. Even I know this, and I’m only here part time.

Ahem… oh yes he is!

We have a 4 tog….
For the winter!
And currently…..?
1 tog! 1!
Smug face gif*
Mr Mels also runs hot! Thermonuclear him! 😂😂

Aww, Raucs… thanks chap. Needed that. After a couple of knocks. Thanks. Xxx

Indeed.

I love it…. But fear that it may reflect badly on him….
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That’s fabulous!

Nice.

It is a full moon, as well.

Plainly I was meaning…. Oh, never mind…. Yeah.. he hot!!!!

10 years old tomorrow….

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