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Yeah, even when I played (was unemployed after college) and had all the time in the world it was a lot to try and justify when the game is like 80 hours long hahaha
Yeah, i think it was designed for people to fail... Which is so different from modern mentalities that isnt is almost stressful?? But once you get invested and quit caring about that it is a lot of fun
I started Fallout 1 and ran into the exact same pistol problem - quit playing fallout 1, started playing fallout 2 and knew better, and then no lifed the game until I finished it
Also this
youtu.be/1Onr4z2fdDM?...
Dracula Flow: The Official Saga (1-4)
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Ive been receiving a lot of deceiving recently
Whenever Im in an airport bathroom stall I have an irrational fear that some crazy prankster is going to reach under the stall door and drag away my suitcase because thats absolutely something Id do to fuck with somebody
I had a dream two nights ago that a bunch of miniaturized giggling dudes broke into my house and stole all my tarps
Based as fuck.
July 21st 6:02pm, falling from a bridge outside of baltimore
You shouldnt even compress when you get put into a hydraulic press lol... What kind of not engineering-pilled vagina did you come out of? I can withstand 13000lb/(in^2) lolololol
Me and this bird having a 3 minute standoff while we figure out which one of us is going to eat this dorito I accidentally dropped onto the sidewalk
Did somebody say 'a breast?'
Where?
They cant handle my hysteria and its really telling of their weak mindsets
Waiting 5 months for my leeching appointment with the plague doctor and still paying a $40 copay just to get told Im hysterical and need a vibrator shoved up my ass.
Someone with leeches would be preferable... Ill see who has appointments available
Went to a crystal shop and all their pondering orbs were $80+
How the heck a wizard stay pondering in this kind of economy??
Smoking that shit that killed the Old Gods
I just thought the way you were following me wasnt very sneaky. You do get bonus points for the ambush size difference multiplier. 8/10. Good job.
My Cat: KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
*continues biting me*
Every group of friends has one of each
Okay okay it all makes sense now. But why do I keep growing and make geiger counters make funny clicking noises
They keep pointing semi automatic rifles at me and telling me to 'explain myself???'
Why do they keep pulling me off stage with a long hooked cane then??
Every time you make someone laugh its meaningful
If I was out in the woods I would be pulling in crazy amounts of acorns via my trading of fermented and rotten apples that I found on the forest floor
Looks woefully undersloshed to me lololololol
Thou art sloshless 🤭
Huffing that cat litter that killed Adolf Hitler
OoOOoOioo baby yes please force feed me more fermented fruit
Going to some stupid 'NICE' dinner tonight instead of just swinging by the Costco food court and getting a hot dog and a soda. What a joke.
This made my whole body twist into a knot and start leaking plasma
Chocolate fountain... Jacuzzi... We got it all here
No big deal... Just got some adamantine ore... Just vibing here... Just stunting with my Relic Class new weapon...
Sometimes you have to pursue your dreams and crush those who might call you friend in the process. Its necessary to achieve your owl status...
Got a wireframe owl yet? Or a real owl to machet over??
Okay!! Now that its springtime I think I will *try* to be outside... Sometimes... Maybe...
I KEEP TRYING BUT THE YAK HAIR GRIND COMPLETELY STOPPED EVERYTHING AHHHHHHHHH NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE
Ive become a liberated soul
(for approximately 2 more weeks when my new job starts)
I put in my two week notice last week and then had some agonizingly pointless meeting with my boss BUT THEN - I realized I could just leave whenever I felt like it. It made me so happy I started laughing hysterically and I just got up and left 5 minutes in.
I put in my two week notice last week and then had some agonizingly pointless meeting with my boss BUT THEN - I realized I could just leave whenever I felt like it. It made me so happy I started laughing hysterically and I just got up and left 5 minutes in.
Not to be TOXIC or anything but have you considered letting shoving your hand up your own ass until you DIE?
Installing custom magic eight balls into my palms so I can give people horrible fortunes when I shake their hands like 'Do it you coward.'