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we’re trying to find her

me and the boys are sieging constantiople rn

estate sales are cool because sometimes it’s oh my folks passed and we don’t want any of this and sometimes it’s this guy ran a fake contracting company and defrauded a bunch of people and fled the country so we’re selling his shit

just had an affogato with chai gelato and saw god

nice

if he was smart he would have opened a chain of upscale steakhouses and skimmed off the top by using shitty ingredients that’s what i’d do if i had fuck you money

what else is he going to do he’s too old to play football and his wife left him

getting into hiking so i can wear a cool vest

it’s owned by pepsi so i assume they are the same as lays

dune cartoon

clock moving backwards today man

it’s such a “send one dollar to happy dude” ass post i love it

this is so fucking good dude america is back baybee 🇺🇸 🦅

nothin ever sounds good for lunch man just gonna eat sunflower seeds all day like some kind of fuckass bird

i hate competition

signed out youtube algorithm is recommending me air’s moon safari haven’t listened to this shit in 15 years man

i will not be downloading microsoft teams for mobile thank yyou tho

*pours you a glass of moon mist* drink up!

four martini lunch

thinking about clove cigarettes

$3.75 for a draft pbr crumbling empire

a list of liquids i have ingested today:

coffee
water
faygo moon mist
miso soup

ancient super powerful spacefaring alien civilization forcefully deindustrializing earth

fuckin love miso soup bro

morning went by quick

manifesting

slow ass afternoon man

the more ai shit i see the more i think the only moral political philosophy is luddism

you can leave your friends behind

evan @stinging.bsky.social

you can follow me if you want to

23 May

natalie merchant is so sexy man it’s ridiculous

you can circumvent this by drawing a little wang in the write in slot

🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social

If only you people knew how nasty this shit could get.

23 May

one perk of being almost 40 is nobody talks to me about rick and morty anymore

backwards cap and ponytail is the most powerful look a short fat guy can have

if i don’t want to deal with something i just toss it in the recycle bin it’s the city’s problem now

driving around listening to creedence really loud

times nude roman

90's style ironic nihilism is coming back in a real big way man

told my gf once that natalie merchant's band was the crazy 88 and she didn't think it was funny and i think it's the best joke i ever told

a knock at your door, a voice "pony express sir or madam got a package here with your name on it from a mr uh shortstack" kevin costner leaves your package and rides off into the sunset you see a plainly wrapped package tied with twine intrigued you open it to find www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AQB...

BECAUSE THE NIGHT -remastered- (1993 MTV UNPLUGGED) 10,000 MANIACS BEST HITS

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got the cat some maple hairball gel because that was all they had "he's not gonna like this" i thought nah man my dude loves that shit goes absolutely hard for it and every time i get a little on my hand i smell like a pancake for a week

if a place is called mr [food item] you know you’re going to get some good shit

god i miss smoking

good luck friend got the boys snipped myself over xmas

red lobster has fallen

surviving the game is top notch schlock they don’t make em like this anymore

wish i was in the social distortion pit but im going to be 40 next year

love to see a local band get up there and act like they’re led fuckin zeppelin get it buddy it’s your show put your foot on that monitor hope these kids are having fun

i’m just trying to watch bad religion and enjoy my 15 dollar beer