Jerry Tinsel

They’re so bussin, they turned yellow

We have one doing very well in our garden.

It’s also called “You Oughta Know” but it’s about how much I loved his jackalope and woodchuck characters

I, for one, welcome our myconid overlords

I was just suggesting one man’s heaven is likely another man’s hell

I know it’s been done too many times before, but I’m also writing a song about Dave Coulier.

This is one big reason I hope there’s no afterlife

Maybe putting out some chips and salsa would help.

I was really tempted to name a band Neon Crystal Wolf around that time just to add to the noise

Yep. Sufjan was part of the Famile for a while is what I heard. Got to see them live once. Very fun!

I haven’t listened to Danielson in so long!

Choosing between neoliberalism and fascism, I choose cyanide.

I hope you kept the salad bar

Same. I make sure I establish the understanding that I’m crazy but harmless.

Kissinger’s #1 fan

“You’re a pretty nice guy,
some day you’ll rap better.
All you gotta do is try.
I happen to like your sweater.”

“Once again, America’s favorite nutty uncle gets caught up in zany hi-jinks. Predictable surrealism ensues.”

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but your truck sounds like shit

Love when my family scrambles out of the living room when the Newhart theme starts up

The Supreme Court should also consider that ruling in favor of presidential immunity, they’re giving Dark Brandon unlimited power with no recourse

I really appreciate that George Thorogood played an isolated riff at the beginning of Bad to the Bone so I knew when to change the radio station before the rest of the song came on

This is now canon

Tell us something we don’t know

Why did Neil deGrasse Tyson allow this to happen?

Catch me outside where the petrichor stankin

It’s your prerogative (Bobby Brown)

I find that interesting, Sam. But apparently Chris Daughtry doesn’t give a F

“Hey Chris! Sorry I’m not your gf in Roanoke Rapids!” 🖕

Hey Daughtry fans: When you go to his concert and he sings “These faces and these places are getting old”, that’s a savage diss on you and your hometown

Sorry I’m taken bro

How much longer until he completely paints himself into a corner?

That triflin little punk ass

I must confess that I’ve never learned to read.

Don’t let anybody get in your way

Fool me a third, you mustn’t have heard.

It’s pretty cool

Considering shortening my label runs just to get access to Gerber’s greatness

Sorry, I don’t have any pumpkin pie for sale. I’m trying to manifest my dreams by speaking them into the universe.

Pumpkin pie for sale! Half off!

I admit I have it unfairly good

Aw man, Kirk cracks me up

Who else gettin stoned and watchin tf outta sum Newhart?

Does this mean “Easter in distress”?

How old were you when you first performed the Boolean-Intersect operation?

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

Amy @amylopan.bsky.social

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

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