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My neighbor just said he’s locked in

Lol

I think i just ate a bug

Like this tweet & i’ll dm u my #micropenis

Wait like this tweet if u think i actually have a #micropenis fr

My life motto is live & let die . I think paul mccartney wrote that

Making an interactive map of where all the ugly ppl in my neighborhood live

Shoutout bean town . What thats boston shoutout chicago

It’s like wow

My wife looks so pretty in the firelite

Kanye voice on sight hahaha

Pissing on nmy legs so pitbulls dont bite me . Just kidding SHooting every unleashed pitbull on sight

I do the interviews . THw governemtn pays me

Prohibiton for everyone Excpt if you pass an interview & intelligecne test u can drink once a month . Same for driving

That being said if i was in afghanistan or like wisconsin i would be addicted to alcohol

Knew a guy who served in afghanistan who said ppls wives wld send mouthwash for them to get drunk on /. This is what we're up against folkz

Using spray sunscreen as febreze

So much this

THey were right but the freaks kept doing it so they just made it legal again

I geneuinely believe in prohibiotn y;all

Best revolutionary war banter forum

Yes !!!!!

I’m not driving today or tomorrow Thise freaks r terrorists

That burger looks so dang good

Tomorrow y’all

Is it st patrix day

What’s poppin cunts

No i meant it but i redacted it later because it was mean

Well at least that’s interesting ! His jokes r boring tho

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OK did my taxes & changed my boss’ diaper Reading abt revolutionary war now

Not in my house !

Think this is the frist time ive done taxes with only 1 job ?

Thinking abt when twitter australians were harassing me for being american so i asked what it like to be from a side character cuntry & they stopped

Thinking abt when australians on twitter were harassing me so i asked what it like to be from a side character cuntry & they stopped

Makitn coffe O:) Tweeting less today O:)

I woke up in 12 year olds body can someone help me

Imagine thinking this is funny

Whhy is this guy so fucking lame . Da share zone was my fav twitter acct in like 2017 .

Certainly ! Here is a tweet abt going to bed

Making an interactive map etc

Making an interactive map