Jake i (nephew simping arc) 🇵🇸 ✡️
@jakei.bsky.social
Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gerontology, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸
ngl.link/jakei
discord:youdontknowjake
pronouns: they/dude please not man/guy
thats not whats happening you are misinterpreting and everyone knows it but you
its sarcastic cause strangers assume irl friends are being parasocial
acab includes people who question what acab means
lmfaoooo achievement unlocked, I dunno if I've gotten a "dark banger" from you before
absolutely not trying to redirect or hijack your thread but this reminded me of something I was trying to say recently...
bsky.app/profile/jake...
What words often mean on bluesky:
Cancelled: interpersonal beef
Drama: actual important stuff
Big Account: 500 followers
Banger: 30 likes
Powerful Clique: irl friends that post too much (also see: parasocial)
ACAB: literally anything
Problematic: I don't like it
Sexually Suggestive: photos of women
you think that was dark? you should see the inside of the train cars
(sorry I missed trash tuesday)
nailing my 95 tweetsis to the front door of the internet
Samantha you cant do this with airplanes, you're technically only allowed to do it with trains
funny cop show moment, I was home for my dads birthday mindlessly watching some copoganda show with parents when a new Kendrick track dropped, went to the other room to listen, avoiding copoganda to listen to that just felt like the most intense tone shift
LMAOOOO okay but like... I was genuinely very excited for you...
oh we are NOT bringing back the kairi is gonna be your mom thread
continuing with the normal curve as a metaphor, I feel like once you get more than 2 deviations away people just tune you out / cant wrap their heads around it
I guess I thought Get Low was pervasive enough early aughts that it stuck with the culture?
The most offensive part of my "this is why we call it skeet" post is how many people just learned the word skeet...
this is an OFFENSIVE display of Lil Jon erasure
educate yourselves: youtu.be/hiYdlEb7ml4?...
I have very exciting news for you about the bsky wikipedia page
unfortunately they are all links to actual articles about bluesky, nothing linking to Lil Jon
tbh I dunno if there was anything about this site jack didnt hate
I have very exciting news for you about the bsky wikipedia page
we should call DMs on here "squirts" so everyone who works at bsky remembers Who We Are
when they added diversity to the power grid it crashed, because of woke
midtown is great if you wanna visit a bank, an office, the hotels their clients/partners stay in, or whatever restaurant has the trendy instagrammable milkshake/burger/sundae at the time
yeah I didnt realize there was a coding barrier
ooooooh okay okay I thought you meant people could just send videos
oh lmaooo I missed that one... theres an animated series "what if" and an ep where agent carter becomes captain america instead, kinda cool
I somewhat disagree, when people dont see it its harder to call out and prove to others as a problem, not that others should have to see it, but the privacy gives cover
I was wondering when you'd get to one you hate, this is the right one lmao
I only buy my mushrooms from trusted sources, like the supermarket and html websites highly reviewed on erowid
CSI 17: Omaha "So we juiced the cloud for his AI prompt chronicles"
oooooh fuck, yeah.... so I'm just barely touching the tip of the iceberg hete
someone is definitely gonna blow themselves up or inhale mustard gas cause of a chatgpt cleaning hack any day now
omg we got cute dog photos, this thread has the juice
Samantha just repeatedly yelling at her friends "FEED MEEEE!!! FEED ME??? You don't remember FEED MEEEE!!!????"
Samantha just repeatedly yelling at he friends "FEED MEEEE!!! FEED ME??? You don't remember FEED MEEEE!!!????"
this is like when I found out the sandwich shop Togo's meant To-Go
This is one of those “of course it means that” moments but I just realized petroleum literally just means “rock oil”
I saw it on the homepage and didnt click yet cause of that exact fear so thank you
my family is so short I'm 5'7" and when people see family photos they often say "oh wow your son is so tall"
the one time I genuinely hated tall people was 6/7th grade pe, track and field unit, had to hit 4 feet on high jump for an A and I was only like 4'6" and the only other person left last round going for it was like 5'10".... thats not fair, for a grade we gotta do a ratio or something
I wish I knew enough to know if this is a shitpost and how funny it is