Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again
@jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social
I read. I write. I drink tea. Magical realism is my jam. Filatina American 🇵🇭🇵🇷🇪🇨🇺🇸 East Bay. she/her
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MG GN "The Queen of Smokey Mountain" rep'd by Kaitlyn Katsoupis @redpenkaitlyn.bsky.social Belcastro Literary Agency
Brian is listening to a Stephen King short story. But it’s the same story as “A Good Man Is Hard to Find” by Flannery O’Connor and it’s agitating the hell out of me.
Also The Naked Lunch, Barton Fink, Twin Peaks: the early ‘90s were swirling existential dread captured on color-filtered film.
Even earlier—Until the End of the World and Strange Days, asking not only is the world real, but are we real? Our memories, our dreams. People are going to be writing about the art of the 1990s in university the way I wrote about the 1890s.
Even earlier—Until the End of the World and Strange Days, asking not only is the world real, but are we real? Our memories, our dreams. People are going to be writing about the art of the 1990s in university the way I wrote about the 1890s.
Last night in San Francisco I thought, “There are more people who are not wearing pants out on the street than usual, even for a Friday night. What’s going on? … ohhhhh right. Pride.”
They’re precious.
Have officially made flirty faces and finger-wiggle waves with Budgie (we’re in a balcony right next the stage). I wonder if his ex would be jealous?
Not gonna lie, in 1998 it was pretty damn sweet.
Yeah, 1998 for me! I thought it was my secret knowledge for about five years, and then ~others~ discovered it.
Ha, yeah! I once booked a different hotel using it because I didn’t like the one I was at. Can you imagine that being possible?
Ah, CineCafe! I was going there back when it was a literal hole in the wall.
I love media that allows the true chaos of my moral compass to shine and thrive
Hmm? Oh yes yes the thousands of innocents who aren’t a sexy elf vampire, I guess they matter
Hmm? Oh yes yes the thousands of innocents who aren’t a sexy elf vampire, I guess they matter
Did Astarion ascend? I can never bring myself to let him.
Sometimes I’ll feel a little shake and pause to see if the hanging lamp starts swaying. It’s so disappointing when it’s just a truck going by.
Have officially made flirty faces and finger-wiggle waves with Budgie (we’re in a balcony right next the stage). I wonder if his ex would be jealous?
We’re going to see Mikki Berenyi with special elder goth legends Lol Tolhurst and Budgie tonight at the Great American Musical Hall tonight. If you haven’t heard Lol and Budgie’s Curious Creatures podcast, it’s fun! My daughter calls it the “old man stories” podcast.
Overheard after the general seating situation was explained: “That’s OK. MY chiropractor says I shouldn’t sit anyway. Sciatica.”
We’re going to see Mikki Berenyi with special elder goth legends Lol Tolhurst and Budgie tonight at the Great American Musical Hall tonight. If you haven’t heard Lol and Budgie’s Curious Creatures podcast, it’s fun! My daughter calls it the “old man stories” podcast.
We’re going to see Mikki Berenyi with special elder goth legends Lol Tolhurst and Budgie tonight at the Great American Musical Hall tonight. If you haven’t heard Lol and Budgie’s Curious Creatures podcast, it’s fun! My daughter calls it the “old man stories” podcast.
Let’s just say unfinished planks of wood do not make good slides.
She’s doing all right now, but she’s going to be sore when the lidocaine wears off.
She’s doing all right now, but she’s going to be sore when the lidocaine is going to wear off.
I’ve been at the emergency room for three hours because my daughter celebrated the last day of school by getting an 8cm-long splinter lodged in herself.
Traditional Filipino tattoos are popular with nurses these days.
Two more hours now, Pacific time. You will appreciate my awkward magic man. youtu.be/vKOyivvKows?...
It continues to be Gale Appreciation Day. youtu.be/2QElDAbKQDQ?...
Messing With Gale for 8 Minutes Straight
0:00 Ritual Circle in Balthazar's Chamber2:18 No! I won't kill them!2:23 Stop Licking The Damn Thing!3:52 Gale's Grandad5:15 The Taste of Chaos5:50 Gale is '...
youtu.beIt continues to be Gale Appreciation Day. youtu.be/2QElDAbKQDQ?...
Messing With Gale for 8 Minutes Straight
0:00 Ritual Circle in Balthazar's Chamber2:18 No! I won't kill them!2:23 Stop Licking The Damn Thing!3:52 Gale's Grandad5:15 The Taste of Chaos5:50 Gale is '...
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39 and up Bluesky - Drop a pic with your age
46. I am not at peace with it.
I talked with a high school classmate’s mom for a little while today. I miss talking to a mom. I was like
I mean, he was my beta reader for that thirsty as fuck fantasy novel I wrote when I was 23.
It’s elementary school promotion party day, and the desi kids have brought out the cricket
I’m really excited because I also just recruited Minthara for the first time and Gale is so delusionally certain she’s gonna like him
ME, glancing at Brian as my Tav is being flogged by this horny S/M priest: “Ah, yeah, you get a pretty good buff from this, soooooo” 😅
It’s Gale Day, so I can tell you about how the Act 2 romance scene with him triggered while I was playing, and I considered not taking the astral fucking option because Brian was in the room and for some reason I thought my husband of two decades might not know I’m into that kind of thing?
It’s Gale Day, so I can tell you about how the Act 2 romance scene with him triggered while I was playing, and I considered not taking the astral fucking option because Brian was in the room and for some reason I thought my husband of two decades might not know I’m into that kind of thing?
Agh, how scary! That would shake me up for the whole day, too.
I need the Biden debate prep team to start workshopping jabs about probation officers and ankle monitors
hahaha the only one there to comfort him is Eric
while looking like absolute shit
what a day to be alive!
I literally burst into weird, weird laughter
oh shit
BREAKING NEWS: Twelve New York jurors have reached a verdict in former President Donald Trump’s historic criminal trial — the first for a former or sitting U.S. president. Their decision will be read aloud in a Manhattan courtroom soon.
A verdict has been reached in Trump’s New York trial and will be announced soon
Twelve New York jurors have reached a verdict in former President Donald Trump’s historic criminal trial — the first for a former or sitting U.S. president. Their decision will be read aloud in a Manh...
www.npr.orgI want to crawl out of my skin. It’s not like I don’t *like* my body right now (though parts of it could hurt a little less for my sake), it’s more like nothing *else* likes it. Every chair I sit in is uncomfortable. All the clothes I put on are wrong. Anything I eat makes me feel gross.
Please note that I am Filipino, and one of our distinctive dishes is pork boiled in pig’s blood.
This place specializes in boiled stuff. It’s called Everything, and We Mean Everything, Boiled. Except When It’s Steamed.
Ahhhh, you are a wiser brain extractor than I.