Joanna Montgomery

Absolutely. You have to always be mindful of who you’d actually turn to when things go to shit…

Gosh, this paragraph struck home though!

Neverrrrrr

Why, it’s the Rusty Laptop of course!

Ha. It literally never occurs to me to take one with me. Alternatively I’ll carry one around with me for weeks in July 🙄

In more exciting news, though, they’ve put a cafe into the Crystal Palace Laptop. This is marvellous news, in fact.

Thanks! 👋🏼

Four umbrellas at home and have I thought to bring one of them out with me? No I have not.

Just finished watching Pain Hustlers - Emily Blunt, Chris Evans and opioids - on Netflix. It was that good that I barely even looked at my phone throughout. Almost without precedent 😲

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👋🏼 and long may that last!

Hahaha. I know where you went and I could see myself going there too. I don’t want to though

👋 yo!

Thanks both! I’ll keep at it. Seems much more relaxed than twitter, apart from anything. No constant worry about a pile on if you venture an opinion 😏

Not at all. I get it! I listen to the Uncanny podcast too much not to believe you 👻

Haha. Until you have to call a priest and he moves back in with you

Introducing my two housemates, Lolly and Teddy. In many ways it’s like living with my grandparents, and they have very different hobbies and interests to me. But expect to see a lot of them here! 🐾

Thanks both! I’ve never had the time or energy to go back to the random people I followed in c.2008 and get rid of them, so perhaps a fresh start is a good thing too!

Thank you! I realised that this week. Cue lots of stalky trawling of known chums’ friends lists. Haha. It’s slow going though….

Have you stocked up on copious amounts of sage?!

Haha. Such a trend setter. I put it off for ages but needs must. Do we really have to start all over again? 😓

If only gifs were allowed here

🙄 perv

Hahahah I forgot about that long ago. Gratified to see you haven’t haha

Omg she’s HERE

😂😂😂

Ha. Don’t worry, I’ve retired now 👓

Yay! You’re here! Screw you, Elon 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

Not me outing myself as a serial killer

I hear you, Stephen Mulhern. I hear you

On the last episode of Burning Girls on Paramount. Excellent, and just the right level of scariness (for me, anyway. I’m a massive wuss).

Ha. I’m sure he wasn’t listening to what you actually said…

Oh, any excuse for a mention of THAT Moira! 🫶🏻

I was on a train the other day, loudly doing the Times 2 one (with others) and a chap grabbed my hand as I passed and said ‘did you work out what two down was?’

I was bewitched despite myself 💕

Hope this doesn’t become my Moira Stuart first tweet

Hello world 👋 What’s the easiest way to find your Twitter chums here? I tried the sky follower bridge plugin route but it’s a LOT of work for a lazy bint like me