Asterysk ΘΔ
@jobeans.bsky.social
dragon, nerd, queer, artist, socialist, occultist, gamer, autistic, psychic
PFP by @talykdragoness.bsky.social
they/them
nsfw
imagine me. plugged, caged, blindfolded, leashed, and gagged. kneeling in the corner. reserved for later use.
this is the best picture of a cat I've ever seen and you need to see it too
when i was in high school i told people my middle name was Xavier because i thought Daniel was a dumb stupid lame middle name. and i was correct.
its a bit like Al Capone getting arrested for tax evasion
trump got convicted of the tamest and least consequential crime he ever committed.
trump got convicted of the tamest and least consequential crime he ever committed.
i don't have an internal monologue. basically every thought i have takes the form of a dialogue between myself and someone else. i know its weird but thats just what my brain does.
y'all have an internal monologue, i got an internal commedia dell'arte.
y'all have an internal monologue, i got an internal commedia dell'arte.
friend!!
cw: a little spider
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being nonbinary means you have to get me a gift on father's day and mother's day.
sometimes i really wanna have sex and then i remember im an adult and i can just go and have sex
im still getting over a cold but sucking a cock would fix me immediately
charging the full shipping fee for these because the straights don't deserve discounts
This one's for the "ally" in the friend group
#lgbtq #ally #pride
ko-fi.com/s/23cbb9323a
Pride Sticker - Ally - jobeans art's Ko-fi Shop
This one's for the allies. The ones who get your pronouns right at least 51% of the time. Hand-cut vinyl stickers.
Sticker orders ship every Friday d...
sorry for reposting this like three times i kept forgetting the tags
This one's for the "ally" in the friend group
#lgbtq #ally #pride
ko-fi.com/s/23cbb9323a
Pride Sticker - Ally - jobeans art's Ko-fi Shop
This one's for the allies. The ones who get your pronouns right at least 51% of the time. Hand-cut vinyl stickers.
Sticker orders ship every Friday d...
This one's for the "ally" in the friend group
#lgbtq #ally #pride
ko-fi.com/s/23cbb9323a
Pride Sticker - Ally - jobeans art's Ko-fi Shop
This one's for the allies. The ones who get your pronouns right at least 51% of the time. Hand-cut vinyl stickers.
Sticker orders ship every Friday d...
This one's for the "ally" in the friend group
ko-fi.com/s/23cbb9323a
Pride Sticker - Ally - jobeans art's Ko-fi Shop
This one's for the allies. The ones who get your pronouns right at least 51% of the time. Hand-cut vinyl stickers.
Sticker orders ship every Friday d...
This one's for the "ally" in your friend group
ko-fi.com/s/23cbb9323a
Pride Sticker - Ally - jobeans art's Ko-fi Shop
This one's for the allies. The ones who get your pronouns right at least 51% of the time. The ones who know at least two gay in-jokes. The ones that k...
ko-fi.com
Just sent out my first order of pride stickers!
It's an awesome feeling to have someone pay real human dollars for me to do something I enjoyed so much.
If you want your own pride-themed stickers, check out my KoFi store ko-fi.com/jobeans51726
#pride #lgbtq
It's the waning moon.
it's time to rid yourself of everything that holds you back. things like capitalism.
people often complain that dystopian/post-apocalyptic fiction focuses too much on the romantic subplot
i argue that it serves to remind the reader that there is always room for tenderness even in the worst of circumstances. even in the most inhuman conditions we need not abandon what makes us human
the car is ok btw
i got my first order of these today
My sticker shop is finally LIVE!
Check out my Pride Planets and other #pride themed designs. I need to sell 69 (nice) stickers to cover the cost of my printer.
First batch ships Friday
Even if you're not interested, reskeet because any visibility helps.
ko-fi.com/s/18be011791
i have the day off
i took my meds
i am reclined on my bed homosexually
i am sipping my gay little beverages
very productive therapy session this morning. turns out i DO deserve to have my needs met.
i work with intellectually disabled adults, and some have some pretty serious emotional issues on top of that.
so some days I'm helping them make mac and cheese and watching spongebob together.
some days i have to physically restrain somebody because they're trying to hurt someone or themself.
he's right i have a fetish for naked men and i Will be going to hell about it
i just blocked them again but i doubt this is the last I'll see of them
gosh i had no idea these were the same person. i blocked both of their alts weeks ago.