I keep saying 'bloot' when I really mean 'post'. I'm very sorry about that, but I can't seem to help it.
https://confess.ngl.link/johnnydangerously
https://signal.me/#eu/rS7eZdSVyPBTNs0QRbCHNd-gF22fZnFbPMhf3IrMcqlOtSs4UERLVYrLaw26Vufh
Bit offended by that actually.
I thought I had an open invite.
Okay.
I bet you have great gutters and you’ve still got a half hour to get your entry in.
It’s been a long weekend and I have to be up early tomorrow,so I’ll say good night now, so you can say it back, and I can then wish you a good night too, despite having already done it, and still be in bed by midnight.
Well, I was gonna see if I could exchange, but I’ll just bin you straight to recycling.
Rebloot with your Sunday mood.
No. Not at all. What a ridiculous suggestion.
Anyway, gotta a dash.
Oh, before I do, can you put the toilet seat down. It’s really ruining my experience
Who’s that? His face rings a bell.
SHIT! I think I stole that guy’s wife.
I don’t believe I’ve ever invented any words. You’re gonna have to be more specific.
How? Do you wanna see the contract I rejected, offering me the part of Thor before that Hemsworth dweeb?
You don’t have to sleep with someone to find them sexy. I mean, I find loads of women sexy and there has to be at least 20-25 that I haven’t slept with yet.
Like sexiest man in the world Hollywood. Fuck, I didn’t even beat Jeremy Clarkson over here.
That involves logging on, waiting and then getting up to go to the door.
Do you not even have a block of cheese, Doc?
I don’t think you guys appreciate just how sexy I really am. I mean, I could be actual Hollywood.
Okay. It looks like it’s quiet here this evening, so I can post the below without drawing too much attention.
I’m not looking for sympathy or likes, but it’s something that’s being weighing me down for a while, so just putting it out there may help to alleviate the burden.
Go, on. You know you want to. Just whisper it. I won’t tell anyone b
I’m feeling awesome and can’t wait to get to work tomorrow.
S’up, Doc?
T walks out of the bar. Johnny says, “Why the long face?”