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@jzexyz.bsky.social
Use whatever pronouns you think will misgender me
Why does the No cops at pride discourse never even touch on the fact that the event organizers could hire private security?
Another perspective of this convo im not seeing being said is that many people aren't seen as attractive/worthy when they lack muscle definition. We need more love for all the scrawny guys with 0 muscle as well as the flabby fat guys with 0 muscle definition.
Does the pup community have an equivalent to putting dogs down? Let's say someone's an asshole and not allowed around their personal community, would (and could) the shunning be labeled as putting them down?
The sad summer transition of switching my daily water bottle from some cheap plastic one to my metal insulated one. It's my summer solstice
Donald trump was convicted on 34 counts for breaking the rules, for more info, search for "rule 34 trump"
Gottmik's A Tail and Two Titties runway is probably the BEST presentation in terms of a single art piece with its strong message and ability to incite a visceral reaction, while summarizing their story and providing long needed representation of trans people living authentically.
New discovery:
Nature Valley bars are good if you eat them with yogurt, like dipping chips into salsa
Plastique Tiara is probably the nastiest and meanest person on drag race. She got up on stage and literally called every other competitor rotted, ugly, zombie-looking mfs. She had nerve to piss and shit all over them with her performance on both eps. 😭
I've added randos on Instagram and they, without even talking to me, put me on their close friends list so I'm probably not the best to ask😭 idk I don't really understand people
Add all the ppl you think you might want, then make a close friends only post asking them to reply with whatever if they want to stay on the close friends list
Internet couples with large and questionable age gaps will tell you all that age is just a number that makes no difference in their relationship yet ALL their content is literally about their age gap.... like I thought it didn't matter?🤨🤨so yall are a bunch of liars huh
Need the mid century modern style to be in mode so that cheap shit from that style can be found at Burlington or Marshall's 😭plsss I'm so sick of all the greige shit
Since the media wants to call the "israel-hamas' situation a war, why should Palestinians just sit back? Why should supposed Hamas recruits/enlistees sit back? I thought you wanted a "war" not a vicious one sided assault? Unless
Giving them a gold medal since they wanna participate in mental gymnastics so badly🤩🤩
It's hard being the sexiest and smartest person in the world but it's honest work and someones gotta do it😮💨
It's hard being the sexiest and smartest person in the world but it's honest work 😮💨
Call me Barry Keoghan the way I would- *gets pulled offstage with a really long cane*
Mixed-use housing being developed in our downtown! Yippeeee! wahoo!!
......they're luxury apartments -_-
Everyone say "Thank you Nacho" for posting bait to get everyone to post their hairy chests😭😍
SOS I need a hairy chest to use as pillow for a nap urgently
Coworker compared me to Brutus and I'll just say I'll take that as a compliment 🤭🤭
Was asked for a cheesecake with fresh boysenberries, yeah just give me a year or two to buy and grow a plant and pick the fruit off of that😭bc I have no idea where to even buy some fresh ones
Ordered a mattress and the box said "two person lift" and i carried it with little effort by myself (with great form might I add). Am I better than everyone?😹🤭
The only ppl we should be launching into space is ppl like Musk
into the sun
Technical support: finally gets back to me about an issue with my machine
Me: already at home, changed, well fed, jacked off 😪😪😴😴
Technical support: finally gets back to me about an issue with my machine
Me: already at home, changed, well fed, jacked off 👁👁
Does anyone need a housewife?? I can cook and clean and make an addictingly-good ass cheesecake
It does sound really specific but it's not totally unique, I've seen three different couples like this😭
We need a support group for Italian spouses who get paraded around instagram/tiktok by their american/not-italian spouses 😭
Love that. I'd also take into consideration the darkness of it, by making sure other things in the space are lighter colors or bringing in more lighting if not already a well lit space
Left is probably the best safe choice. Kinda hides into the background. Probably hides dirt well
Middle is def a contender, would work better if you already have something else to compliment the tropical vibes/foliage
Right would be great if you want to make a statement and have lots of wall space