keb mode: oppidan mode

eggplant leftover lunch with some parmesan melted in. don't know why I wondered if this would be good when eggplant parm is a thing

trying to get a big ass shaggy and scooby dagwood type sandwich to put in here

bong hits

the homie collaborating with the wiener symphoniker

classic zit and/or inflamed skin right between the eyebrows time of the year right now. looking like a damn fool

now that it's been about an hour the coffee from the coffee shop is probably the perfect temperature to drink. and still somehow make me sweaty

got the pup to go #2 in the park after getting scared by a few big dogs barking this morning and now she's following me around everywhere

in my feeling too warm about to start sweating era

it was easy enough to open up so I guess I'll give it a shot. got any solder you would recommend? all I have is gf's stained glass stuff which would probably start a fire in a cool way

maybe I'll get the multimeter out and check a few things, but eh. on me for buying this particular lamp

opened up a lamp excited to do some solder but all the solder looked intact. rats

cake pop man

the stench of henchmen

probably true, this one definitely has a pr sound to it but in a kind of dated way. it's like some have more of a modern community agreed upon structure where I imagine more people in the mix, and some are just a little more free with structure and a little less neutrally written I guess

thought I'd posted about how some people seem to maintain their own wiki articles but maybe not. anyway peaches definitely seems like a possible

I have not. from a cursory read it sounds like it would make 20 good tweets but not a great song

(Optional) Staying school, cause it's a best

peaches voice fuck the painted way

especially in groups!

the problem with concerts isn't the tall guy with the oblong shaped head. it's the tall guy with the oblong shaped head behind him trying to tilt his way around. neither of which are me btw

buck meek opener sounds like artemis from it's always sunny but only when she sings. very drastic affectation. please don't find this post somehow and get me kicked out

damn I'd say remind me to never post face but I never will! except one time on accident on here

oh yeah! he looked kind of strange but not wildly but he took those comments WAY too personally

several times in my life that tupac durex video has allowed me to summon the line "shut the fuck up dilroy" to effectively defuse a situation on the spot

anything jarring probably true. but I'm normal and so are my posts so

I don't love the no sugar added version but I kept buying it for a while just to feel better. used to stir in some ground fenugreek seed to get that false sweetness and it was actually pretty good

now I'm mad because the sugar levels are apparently comparable. my heart can't take this

way too sweet. give me the sysco shit every time

it's more acidic/less sweet than heinz but still not good

banana ketchup is pretty good! I didn't expect to like it at all

former client that had been with the company for decades and sucked to work with. so I cannot

as a recently-made kraft hater I like seeing restaurants that don't use heinz. but not hunt's or that freedom ketchup bullshit that shit sucks

I like when restaurants have the big boy plastic coke glasses. the real thick ones

that's exactly right

I just got too many shirts and guitars and pianas

every time I travel somewhere I think... I could move there. but I hate moving so never mind

any time.

hold up hold up!!!!

I think it's @bepitropakis.bsky.social but I have to guess due to my block

there's definitely a practical application somewhere there

I had to block her after the hundredth follow-unfollow combo. I. Hope she comes up with a better dn

I never see those ones, I gotta poke around the asian market a little more next time

I wish I had such knowledge to offer as many of you

once you get pulled over in blue blockers once you'll never wear em again

there's always one of those. outlier imo, nice to think maybe it helped em work through some stuff maybe. at best

being an entity is goated. corporeal forms are nice but they have their limits

I'm that! that's my real mustache even my buddy put it on there. it's better now but it still doesn't grow in the middle french waiter style

parties can wait! nice to celebrate on the day but minuswell mark the occasion somehow another day anyway. unless you feel the moment has passed of course