Krista D. Ball is offline touching native Alberta grass.
@kristadb1.bsky.social
I post on Reddit. I've been called worse by better. Krista's Law: Don't let randos steal your joy.
that's it
I'm starting a youtube channel called "I love prepper and homesteading shit, but I live in the city and I'm fucking normal"
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I can't pull out of the dog park because someone doesn't have a harness on his dog, who is running around the parking lot. It's an off leash park, yes, but without a quick way to leash the dog, we wait until this young lab gets tired 🫠
I'm so sorry. I hope he continues to improve. (Kelly had strokes in the last year and it's so terrifying).
omg Single Ladies as a Sea Santy
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Single Ladies Shanty* #singleladies #allthesingleladies #beyonce...
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*it is not. As always, I...
Spouse is now in Portsmouth. He invades Normandy tomorrow morning at 5:30am.
... apparently I no longer get the newsletter!
Off to fix this. Thanks for posting!!
You can tell Emily Blunt worked with Tom Cruise because of how she runs in The Fall Guy.
Jersey is helping model my blanket I'm crocheting
(It's a pink/grey/white mixture and it's gonna be huge lol)
Last I checked, I'm an emerging author according to the federal author grant lol I think I'm allowed to apply for a grant to write a short story.
I've been a full time writer since ... 2014? 16? I've sold well over 100,000 books by now.
I am considered an emerging author (last I checked)
I KNOW I know I'm supposed to be offline 😭
(and when I say bad business decisions, I truly mean epic level bad decisions, where they need the federal grant year over year to keep paying for those bad decisions. Like, so epic bad)
This came up in a writer's discord I'm in, and it's interesting to see the outward perception.
Despite popular belief, not all Canadian publishers get grants. In fact, the federal CCA grant has caused some small presses to make very bad business decisions repeatedly just to get the grant.
The Alberta grant doesn't have those rules, but requires an annual earnings threshold. Etc
cc @tychebooks.bsky.social for breaking pig news
Day 2 of the dogs dealing with my husband being gone. The deep depression of schedule and routine upset is sinking in, and now they're constantly in the window whenever they hear a car.
12 more days 😬
it's so offensive lol
If I wanted negativity in my career, I would just go read my reviews like a normal person
NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS FEATURE KOBO LITERALLY NO ONE
I just saw the RWA shit.
omfg leave Courtney alone
Oh my god. I just saw this.
Oh fuck those assholes. What a load of fucking shit.
The sound I just made 😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂🫠🤣🤣🤣
Anyone helping Ilsa fake her death on the bridge (WHERE THERE WAS NO BLOOD AND ALSO HOW DID A SOCKLESS MAN IN LOAFERS BEAT HER) is excused, but for the rest of us: we've got fifteen days to grab all these books at StoryBundle. storybundle.com/detectives
Terrorist app for the win
Disclaimer: to the judge reading this, WE ARE JOKING please do not arrest us
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The meme war for this storybundle has been amazing lol
Someone else posted their family member can turn it on or off - but this one cannot. For him, this is either feeding into a previous/growing mental health issue, or like you said it's become an addiction and is now at a crisis stage.
I feel so bad for that family. They clearly love him, too.
Skyla is having the time of her life making these memes.
But also, you should come check out our Storybundle! It's a group of authors who 100% will fight over who gets to drive the jeep vs bring the shovel vs bring the tarp for when you need an alibi. Name a better group of people to support?
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The fact that this family is at the point where they are trying to at least get him to the flat earth in person meet up shows just how desperate they are.
This is one of the saddest threads I've read about conspiracy-theory family members.
And it makes me hate the fearmongers for cash crowd more than I did a moment ago.
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Update: spouse is over the Atlantic ocean now
Oh forgot the photo to go with it.
By.
Myself.
I. Am. Back. Bitches.
...sigh now I'm going to be made to do manual labour again 😭
Want to know how well I'm doing?
I hauled 6 4x10' posts by myself with no issue.
No reason, just posting one of the best movie moments ever
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Oh, I'm still Krista.
Perhaps I am the unreasonable one!
Perhaps they got to me!
...they totally got to me!
I was thinking of going tomorrow, so that I could take my time (they also let the dogs in lol, Jersey hangs out behind the counter getting snacks)
Update: sigh, everyone is being so fucking agreeable on reddit
I'll go buy something online or whatever i dunno anyway want some money?
okay think I might go pick a fight on reddit, let's see if there's anything interesting
I love the Try Jesus song so much
Good morning, I've been up for half an hour, I'm awaiting a med delivery, I have already said once today "laws are dumb and I should be allowed to kill people", and your song of the day is Try Jesus. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFU0...
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For safety reasons, I won't be live tweeting my cabin location next week because you motherfuckers can't be trusted
BUT I'll take loads of photos to post when I'm home :D
Spouse is en route to France.
The dogs and I have ordered excellent food for ourselves and I believe I will drive down to the fancy wine store and get myself a very lovely Chablis.
Off to my romantic cabin by a lake (with my dogs lol) next week. I'll pick another bottle of wine for then ;)
I love spaniels so much
Our spaniel swallowed a pair of balled-up socks. We knew nothing about it until the socks appeared in a pile of dog poo on the lawn, at which point my mother texted my sister and said "Your socks were in the dog, do you want them back?" 😐
My stupid ass corgi ate her leash.
With the metal loop.
Thankfully, it moved straight through with no issue, except the painful yip when the leash and loop came out the other end 🙄
The best rant ever: an older gentleman lecturing everyone to go get a hobby.
"A man in the countryside with his dog. Beat that."
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How Hobbies Can Save Your Sanity
Don't sit in front of the telly. Get a hobby. It may just save your sanity.https://nigelboydell.bandcamp.com/
www.youtube.comI think it should've stayed, but they always delete "I can't remember this book" and want them in the daily thread, so it's on brand. John screenshoted it on his timeline tho
A spider just crawled across my phone while I was quietly coping with insomnia, so I'm now wide away as I sit terrified my bed is full of bugs. 😭😭