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Content Creator😅🥰
Influencer🦋❤
Ads & Promo, text me❤
For you to Stay in my following list, you must be one who engages on posts and not just my posts🤲❤
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xy6y57d3xjugbnmafv2cs36i/lists/3keshhqacpi27
Nobody:
Nigerians reciting the new anthem on an empty stomach:
Your mom when you couldn’t find something and she finds it in the same spot :
For God to handle the Rest, you must have given your Best😉❤️
Good morning fams🥰😍
A Tapswap user when his medical result says his kidney and lungs are severely damaged but his fingers are in great shape:
I have a list tho and a feed, but not for Nigerians only, Ican customise it if you want
I suggest we Nigerians should create our own special feed to avoid seeing those trash
Are the accounts above active?
So I can follow them🙂
Random Post: "Dads are wicked and heartless! They care for no one but themselves!"
(You, who just received an alert of 120k from your caring dad)
When can we send pictures and voice note on DMs?
Why don't you add a post notification feature?🤨
Watching your cheating husband hide his syphilis from you, but you’re actually the one that gave it to him.
Rich Man 1: My son suffered in an hot classroom 4 an hour! Unacceptable!
Principal: I apologize sir. Will fix it ASAP
Rich Man 2: Apologies aren't enough! Our kids comfort is at stake! I propose replacing all outdated ACs. We the parent will cover the cost!
Poor man whose child is on scholarship:
Rich Man 1: My son suffered in an hot classroom 4 an hour! Unacceptable!
Principal: I apologize, sir. Will fix it ASAP.
Rich Man 2: Apologies aren't enough! Our kids' comfort is at stake! I propose replacing all outdated ACs. I'll cover the cost myself!
Poor man (whose child is on a scholarship):
Nigerian fathers scrutinizing your report card filled with C's, meanwhile their own academic records were a perfect score... of F's!
When you're the ultimate mom-lancer, dedicating your entire day to helping her out, and then she drops the bombshell: 'No one helps me in this house!' You're left wondering if you're actually a ghost.😭😂
When I realize the light at the end of the tunnel, was coming from a kidnapper's torch.
#TunnelVision #KidnapperProbs
Dating a short girl is fun until you lose her in the crowd!😂💔