Amy A
@lolennui.bsky.social
billy corgan at disneyland https://beacons.ai/amyy
I'll have what she's having
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha DONALD TRUMP IS GUILTY AS FUCK ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oops I mean how terrible for GUILTY AS FUCK DONALD TRUMP
Schadenfreude is just as good the next day if you take the time to warm it up in a pan
I mean you think you've seen it all when it comes to misogyny but "what if I could only use a tandem bike" has shaken me
The Biden team is workshopping old man zingers like they’re trying to beat Germany to developing the Secret weapon
if we can't have a little cringe as a treat then what are we even fighting for
the crows leave their round helpless son in this tree while they go look for more food almost every day
if ever there was a time to try out bringing NYE anderson cooper to prime time
Mrs Alito so mad she put up normal yard decoration that says "love lives here"
it's not funny!! there's gonna be so many podcasting related injuries today
days like this are why you gotta have that mystery can of beer in the back of your fridge
someone at msnbc is prying open the emergency reserve of marching powder
Watching CNN like a bake off contestant with their nose pressed to the oven window
everyone is so scared to hope for a good thing, we all sound like freed lab monkeys rn
Alito pretending to think real hard about who to install as president in November
young people might not remember but men used to be MEN oh wait this what every third guy looks like in 2024
That’s the magic of eating Taco Bell, no matter how much it costs you’re gonna pay for it
You can’t even turn your new suede jacket inside out to protect it from the rain revealing its pink, striped lining anymore because of woke
it’s such a common phenomenon that leftists actually have a name for it you’ve probably heard before, “progressive except Taco Bell”
there’s a drug commercial rn using the phrase “now you don’t have to hide your skin, just your background” and I am begging you to run your stuff by a single not white person sometimes lmao
imagine finding this by accident, my soul would leave my body
when I started my garden last year we had a ~6 week overcast stretch and I felt like “yeah I could see myself sacrificing a guy over this”
I hope our advances in solar energy generate a few good ol fashioned sun worship cults
full time artists bust their asses, it is work, it is hard, but it doesn't leave you with burn marks on your arms
crying about people not liking your comedy makes is pretty clear that you don’t know anyone with a real job anymore
Like sure, it doesn’t feel great when people on the internet say your art is bad or you’re not funny but it’s literally literally literally nothing compared to showing up for a weekend shift at a brunch place
Hoping bill maher is a good ghost of christmas yet to come for famous comedians who want to not lose their goddamn minds
dahmer asked: “does everybody have to live by the worst marrow they ever had in their life?”
Bill Maher asked: “Does everybody have to live by the worst moment they ever had in their life?”
Bill Maher Vigorously Defends Louis C.K. and Woody Allen
“Does everybody have to live by the worst moment they ever had in their life?” the “Real Time” host asked.
www.thedailybeast.comI’ve been kicking around the idea of a newsletter that’s like a realistic book club ie. begins focused and with a rundown of a book and ends up about reality TV and psoriasis
I just remembered how Craig Ferguson said "it's actually not funny what's happening to Britney Spears" when I was a teen in ~2007, I fr think that primed my brain for a lot of growth
Conan said "don't ever be bitter" and "amazing things can happen" and also "look at this masturbating bear" and I really take those things to heart
sorry to post about trying to move to NYC like a depressesed 17 year old so much but I really think I could make this work! I really think I could be on the verge of my first chance at trying comedy stuff for real!!
