maura quint
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It IS silly but several people genuinely believed they could lose their jobs for it and I know there are higher ups who are happy to swing that axe for fun. But yep the contrast is remarkable
I had low level govt employees refuse bottles of water while we were working outside on a hot day, because they weren't allowed to accept any gifts
quietly leaving a dozen cans of soup on the neighbors porch. for to feed his family.
Just running out to the store and wanted to check and see if the Alitos' neighbor needs anything?
Just running out to the store and wanted to check and see if the Alitos' neighbor needs anything?
Just running out to the store and wanted to check and see if the Alito's neighbor needs anything?
Was behind a car with bumper stickers that said “please be nice I’m only 9” and “if you don’t let me merge I’ll cry” and that seems right for today
me: I have a question for women
people who identify as men: haha adorable but you made an oopsie, anyway as I was saying
he doesn't even have one of the sports jobs where he has to activate basic level brain function to decide which way to run or when to dodge, his whole job requires the same mechanics that keep the little plastic duck head bobbing into a glass of water
ok but who looked at the guy whose whole life is very very occasionally kicking one ball and thought that's someone whose thoughts college graduates need to hear
ok but who looked at the guy whose whole life is very very occasionally kicking one ball and thought that's someone whose thoughts college graduates need to hear
The only reason I would ever even consider being a Vice President would be the thought that maybe then some bands I like would invite me to their shows.
Singer Beyoncé gifted Vice President Kamala Harris tickets to the FedEx Field stop of her concert tour in 2023, financial records released Wednesday show.
Beyoncé gifted Kamala Harris concert tickets, financial disclosure report shows | CNN Politics
Singer Beyoncé gifted Vice President Kamala Harris tickets to the FedEx Field stop of her concert tour in 2023, financial records released Wednesday show.
www.cnn.coma colleague just asked me if I was sure about my work as though I'd been born hot or male and could just talk nonsense and still have a job
just told my 7th grader “bet” and he said “you get one point for using that correctly and minus 100 points for using it at all”
one of the only authors I'd read every single time, no questions asked
I tried that but they’ve started taking them out of the house and they never return
What I wanted from my children for Mother’s Day is the one thing I didn’t get — my phone charger back.
there's definitely a lot of groupthink, but I probably should have researched more before putting it on. might have noted that it wasn't going to be for me :/
i misunderstood and thought people said anatomy of a fall was good but i think people just meant unbearably long?
it's time to talk about how you're not a real doctor but you have still been in the operating room
Truly and from the bottom of my heart, fuck cops.
“That child — a second grader with autism at a North Carolina school — was ultimately pinned on the floor for 38 minutes, according to body camera video of the incident. At one point, court records say, the officer put his knee in the child's back.”
www.cbsnews.com/news/hundred...
Handcuffs in Hallways: Hundreds of elementary students arrested at U.S. schools
Black children and kids with disabilities were disproportionately impacted, according to CBS News analysis of Education Department data.
www.cbsnews.comThe elder moms have such lofty expectations and I find it exhausting and unpleasant
They can be brought in at the end of the day, washed and dressed, to curtsy and say goodnight
can we stop talking to billionaires? they are, as a whole, the dumbest group on the planet. let them dribble their neuro-tech-ai-slop into a tiny paper cup, pat them on the head and tell them they're the most special lil guys and the room is an exclusive magic room of eternal youth and shut the door
the fundamental message in Disney's Beauty and the Beast is how important it is to unionize your workplace
anyone want to donate airline miles to me? i promise to use them irresponsibly.
subtext is dead, now we just identify which people are garbage by who loads themselves directly into a mobile dumpster
Saw my first Cybertruck in the wild!
No discoloration (yet), but the angles are incredibly weird. Front looks pinched, body awkwardly high. Looks like a child’s drawing come to life.
Anyway, the school crossing guard and I had a good laugh.
I'd be interested in hearing the rest of the worm's platform
Congrats, RFK, I have never been less surprised about someone being diagnosed with brain worms.
R.F.K. Jr. Says Doctors Found a Dead Worm in His Brain
The presidential candidate has faced previously undisclosed health issues, including a parasite that he said ate part of his brain.
www.nytimes.comlol as it turns out I'm not only a woman, I'm also Jewish! and nope to you!