Tal👀laPal👀za
@maybetalula.bsky.social
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I can block motherfuckers all day, every day.
👉🏻 Not here to debate, hate, date, or mate.
Profane GenX who enjoys shit-posts, puns, music, macabre, and weird shit in general.
cishet/she/her
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I can’t fuck a phone although I am quite sure there is at least 1 case of phone sex burn in Florida per week.
But I love ordinary things
Like oranges and apples and pears and swimming and bubbles
What do I need to do?
I’m trying to ween off, he keeps feeding me them
I think I’m going to take 4 Temazepam and see what the fuck that does!
I’ve been driving around Big Ben Parliament around the gym screaming at people.
😆😆😆
Didn’t make it to the gym.
Scientologist beer truck ?! At 4 am?
No. We are not.
There are plenty of us.
Righteous.
You don’t kill, fuck kids.
You don’t put your hands on people.
You don’t deprive people of food and water.
You don’t fucking idolize HITLER OR TRUMP!!
I woke up in a pool of sweat. And I was not afraid.
I already had plans to move.
A month after I moved, the fucking apartment building and specifically my apartment went up in flames.
There is a reckoning coming and I cannot wait.
Before I left Ohio, I had a horrible fucking nightmare.
I never did drugs.
A few beers here and there.
I dreamed that white people including me were being rounded up and massacred. Fires and darkness everywhere.
Skinning people alive to the beat of drums.
There are a lot of fucking weirdos in this world.
Not weird.
Insane!!
And they are running this country.
Fucking fighting for a budget every 2 weeks.
What the fuck is that?
She’s more CAT.
She head butts me and rubs up against my legs.