melissa~™ (she/they)
@melissanarchy.bsky.social
26 | she/they | Soft Hair Haver + Walking Stereotype of a Person with ADHD | Queer as in fuck Henry Kissinger | discord (mutuals ONLY): metalgearfluid
people i've dorleypilled: 87
youre not one of the 3 people in question but i very much want you to add me and be friends
MY BLOODY DISCORD USERNAME IS IN MY BLOODY BIO YOU WANKERS🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
there are like 3 of you fucks who i exclusively post this for because everybody else already did it
there are like 3 of you fucks who i exclusively post this for because everybody else already did it
also i am ONCE AGAIN pointing a gun at my mutuals to add me on discord
"average british cisgender person is nice once in their lifetime" factoid actually just statistical error. average british cisgender person is nice 0 times in their lifetime. bluesky user phantasmagaric's dad, who is generally really nice is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
like the latter parts of the video are extremely heartfelt or whatever but the first bit is literally just an incel's post transition manifesto that makes you go "wow that really IS the dumbest bitch huh"
i watched it this morning and tbh i still have not recovered from laughing about the first 5 minutes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAA1...
The Incel to Trans Pipeline and Inside Mari
some incels think transitioning will make their lives infinitely better. somehow there's a manga that gets to the heart of that phenomenon. this video is about the connection between the two. this took one year to make i hope you like it. --- https://twitter.com/ceicocat
www.youtube.comone thing thats objectively funny to me is how britain is the country with the worst cis ppl and the best trans ppl
like at least it only took me 3 months on E to realize im probably not cis so i'm claiming SOME credit here
shoutout to the girl who sent me a video about how some incels will medically transition and suddenly be able to experience normal, healthy emotions and rationalize that feeling away as society being misandric rather than them just being trans. like i'm dense but at least i'm not THAT dense
ok but why do we call them "middle ages" when people back then didnt even buy expensive cars to cope with a loss in virility and the sudden awareness of their own mortality
thinking about becoming an incredibly annoying person who talks like this to all cis men and the only escape they have is to transition
hey bro they'll literally let you be a person bro yeah man its insane bro all you have to do is inject yourself with this clear fluid once a week bro nah bro im not making this up bro i swear bro and wanna hear the funniest part bro yeah thats right you get to be a girl bro
also all my posts are autobiographic and therefore its not my fault if you relate to some part of them. in fact this is just an expected side effect of the fact that all trans women are the same trans woman
i love how i can vaguepost about some experience ive had and get nine million replies by other trans women telling me in excruciating and incisive detail stories from their lives that a cis therapist might have to work half a decade to extract
(this is a good thing i love about our community please never ever stop)
trans ppl love to overshare to other trans people on the internet
hey bro they'll literally let you be a person bro yeah man its insane bro all you have to do is inject yourself with this clear fluid once a week bro nah bro im not making this up bro i swear bro and wanna hear the funniest part bro yeah thats right you get to be a girl bro
its genuinely bewildering that the unstoppable march of linear time is on my side now. like what the fuck
thinking about how i recently crossed my first arbitrary transition milestone (2 years) and how at some point ill be 5 years in and then 10 years in and then 20 years in and eventually 24 in years at which point i'll have been myself for exactly half my lifetime
trans women ought to explore why they say the things they say because sometimes its a genuine expression of a deeply held conviction and sometimes its just a chrysalis of cope they have surrounded themselves with to shut out pain
thinking about how i recently crossed my first arbitrary transition milestone (2 years) and how at some point ill be 5 years in and then 10 years in and then 20 years in and eventually 24 in years at which point i'll have been myself for exactly half my lifetime
look you know i love to bitch and moan and i AM very very sick BUT!! this turns out to be a good morning after all
ive taken the opportunity to force down breakfast and a glass of water so surely that means i earned another8 hours of sleep
pro tip if youve already called in sick at work for the rest of the week remember to turn of your alarm clock so you dont wake up at ungodly hours
yeah but then they let me message you so clearly my heart exploding isn't a major concern for them
if you're a trans person I have an incredibly complex relationship to my pretransition self, who was in some ways the same person as me and in some ways a stranger, something i am willing to discuss at length at 3 AM
if you're cis i have always perfectly known my gender and so has everybody else
idk how this "Sir Jerry" is supposed to give me a pussy but y'know what if i trust anyone with it it'd be a knight
i knowwwwww but i already slept like most of the day away
yeah they start you on a low dose bc they'd rather approach your ideal dose from below than above
i'm not sick! I'm just really exhausted and have random headaches and sort of all my bones ache vaguely and also i have raised temperature and my nose is shut. y'know. hot girl shit
see half the reason i don't want to commit to sleeping is i can tell I'm coming down with something and it'll be undeniable by tomorrow but i can still live in denial for tonight
i'm not eepy! please don't put into the newspaper that i was eepy