mjfrombuffalo
@mjfrombuffalo.bsky.social
Holey carp
Oh thank f****** God I can finally quit cleaning these things all the time
I couldn't wait and had it cold from the fridge, still mighty tasty
My tux was the same, if he got stuck in a closet he might let out a little strangled mew but that was as close as he got.
My coworker always put mayo on her sandwich AND used a mayo dip cup on the side. Some people REALLY like mayo.
May your birthday be free of dumbf*ckery, unless it's the kind you like and are personally doing for harmless fun
The answer to only having room for one is to get rid of two shirts in the closet and buy all three.
If you see this, post something orange
I Won't Always Love You
I never once got everything done I needed to do in just one trip to the DMV. Or the college registrar, for that matter.
@npr.org if you know what the campaign rep said is "unfounded" and "overstated," why did you run the audio of her saying those things?
I had the full Encyclopedia Brittanica and my folks sprung for the faux leather cover and bookcase as well. I still remember what the pages felt like and the binder smell. 🥰
Meanwhile in Nassau County, the Executive slaps his name in huge letters on everything, like the little park in the town one over didn't exist until he showed up and planted the trees with his own hands
a photo of u that could be an album cover
I see the GOP leaders as the townsfolk afraid of being sent to the cornfield, except they have to placate both the bratty child and the bratty child's manic supporters.
I've used it to clarify and condense text for grants, where space/words/characters are limited. I give it the text and ask to shorten, for a new eye, not to use straight. When you've tried to edit a paragraph 20x and it's 1am, the suggestions are helpful for re-thinking the text.
"They're organized better ar Home Depot, you could look there"
Ah, the small-group interview, the cousin of the man-on-the-street interview that looks like a focus group except it has almost zero statistical validity. @npr.org
Waves from the extended, water-surrounded land mass to the east
I never considered a Cemetery job but you certainly make it sound like a fun adventure
I've been called twice and never got past the waiting room. The second time was the day NY Gov Spitzer resigned and a good Long Island lady watching the live coverage with me said Mrs. Spitzer should have put out more. Ah, memories.
My small congregation still gets mostly checks, some mailed to church and some put in the plate by the door. (We stopped passing during COVID.) electronic never took off because donors realized there were fees and we Presbyterians are a frugal lot.
Not only do a lot of folks think they can be social workers, some tell me they ARE social worker "because I listen to people" or "help people."
"GREAT NEWS! Now you can manage your 403(b) from your phone!"
Why in the world would I want to do that? How about lowering fees instead?