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I'm so glad I wrote this down cause the world almost lost this imagery
so a parrothead loves Jimmy buffet? and a deadhead loves the grateful dead? in that case I'm a butt head. or a head head. or a dick head, or a fuck head
what pronouns do you use in your head? are you a me/my girlie, or a we/our bitch?
ass is king, and I'm tryna bow down and kiss the ring
the idea that in school you could be punished by putting on an ugly hat is so funny. look at Jeff, he's wearing a tall hat. we know he didn't choose to wear it and it's not his, but haha dumb Jeff. that hat looks bad on you Jeff. it's really not flattering. dumbass Jeff with his stupid tall hat
wearing a stovepipe hat has gotta be the most pick me desperate peacocking I've ever seen. bro, you're already the fucking president, I promise people will pay attention to you without the hat
how about immaculate consumption, where you get your pussy eated from the back by God/holy ghost
is pleasantville the best movie of all time? no, certainly not. but is it pretty good? idk maybe, I haven't seen it in probably a decade
hell yeah
EQing her pussy to crank up the mids
EQing my dick to get rid of the mids
ripple, I swear kendrick puts crack from the LA riots into these songs. the autism echolalia is off the damn charts! it's simply too much fun!
Also he has the first number 1 song on billboard to use the word pedophile
I feel like the meme potential is being squandered. BBL drizzy with the weird talking part he did, drizzy wake up, Colleen ballinger over the Drake beat, Drake over the ukulele. who's running this thing, Joe Biden?
undomesticated things if proven factual in a court of law
someone do the stranger things meme audio from two years ago, DRIZZY WAKE UP!
no it's really good, I was staying out of it, but kung fu Kenny is undeniable
that's about to go down to 77% as soon as trans rights get accepted, so lock in your salary now
and the good news is sexism doesn't know how to deal with transgenders yet, so you get paid 92% of what men get paid
girl you are missing out so bad! you fucked up! catch up!
yes, it's funny when horrible people face consequences of their own actions, and I love when it happens. but it's so fucking weird how often "it's hilarious how poorly this guy covered up raping multiple women 💀 💀 😭 lmao even" comes up.
you are centering the rapist, probably because he's a man.
"acab includes..." shut up. did you know it's reversible? all bastards are cops.
you're telling me, EVERY day is a SUPERTOYRUN? I simply don't believe you, but all the evidence is right there
men post dilemmas like "would you be a woman for 100 dollars an hour?" and the answer is always no
diet drpep tastes distinctly different, both have their autistic joy though, give it a shot
you don't know what my car is like, I could have a wagoneer!
I love both of those, Dr Pepper zero is my go to, but any zero calorie soda can pop in rotation
someone do AI Drake singing "I'm not a groomer, just a loser"
why is NO ONE making a fix for the biggest issue with cars today. I need about 5 road drinks at a time, and I got two cup holders. I need a water, a coffee, a little treat drink, the I need to leave all that overnight and go get 3 new ones, but the old ones are still good!
now having seen con air, the defacto "best cage film" when I ask, I gotta say y'all have horrible opinions
watching con air with my wife
my wife says "this movie is obsessed with jacking its own dick off"
watching con air with my wife
my wife says "this movie is obsessed with jacking its own dick off"