Memento Morty 🌙

Kidnapping Gordon Ramsay and forcing him to cook in the cafeteria

"the food isn't good here" well that is because it's a hospital not an Applebee's

Were they having a sale on flags or something jesus

And lactating lobsters 🦞

Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social

Ok well we post about Alf hog here.

1 hour ago

Ok well we post about Alf hog here.

"keep 'em comfortable, no chance of extubation today" is like music to my fucking ears

your Latino skin soaked it all up and now it's gone thanks

Not in my silly little brain, that's for damn sure

Floating in any body of water could fix me

You know the people before us had chickens so it's possible

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shallots are best cooked in butter that would be true either way

I watched it for the first time recently and thought it was great

This is a good use of the app

The side eye 😂

it's the snob's onion

I was just making sure everyone is included

fists full of flesh there is no other way

Top Folks is Bottom Folks erasure

No one wants to hear me beg.

You were practically asking for it by making a post like that

Don't mind me just catching up on this thread really quick

Don't mind me I'm just getting caught up on this thread

Puns will continue until morale improves

I would be so salty

I guess they were picking random pets with Harry Potter names. Ours is Dobby.

We received a surprise in the mail today- someone from Chewy painted one of our cats and they did SUCH a good job

I read this somewhere else recently. too cool

No one wants to eat me

How is not law already is the real question

Ughhhh why did you have to remind me

It's a quick read!

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And it's pretty 😍

Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social

sorry to butt in, but it's good! and this particular cover is pretty

06 March

I'm not sure, but I wouldn't be surprised

I'd love that 🥺

Carmilla is a good, sapphic novella if you want to stick with the vampire trend and don't want something as long-winded.

Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social

Finally reading Dracula, and I feel like I would have a long time ago if I had known it was an epistolary novel!

I love epistolary novels, probably because it feels like eavesdropping, and I’m incredibly fucking nosy

1 day ago

I LOVED The Historian

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I'm used to mid-summer Downeast weather, so I'd be a little cold and likely complaining about it lol

I really am a shell of a human today

I saw the weather for the week and it is.

"That's me! You're probably wondering how I got here."

Men can't post hand photos and have me be normal about it

I am begging to be put out of my misery 👉👈

Ok Martha Stewart

My stepdad makes the best cranberry orange biscotti 🤤

Right.