Martha Smith
@mostlymartha.bsky.social
More like Aunty Mame every day. Behold fat femme wizardry, bisexual hullabaloo, culinary feats of derring-do, progressive theology, and kitty cats. Probably posting from the bath.
As probably the pastiest person currently in Jalisco, I feel qualified to say: get it together white people.
I hope none of the bridesmaids sit down, because the sweaty ass crack print will not be subtle on the beige satin.
If I was going to have a beach wedding in Mexico, I would not choose a full beat of makeup and poly satin bridesmaids dresses, but I guess some people like sweating more than I do.
Why don't I have an outside tub at home??
We've returned to our room and @mostlymartha.bsky.social has moved to soaking in the tub on our balcony
It's almost like diet culture is a cultish ideology that colors everything we see in the world.
People will tell you not to eat your feelings, but it works and you should do it.
Sometimes my brain tries to think about work or my family, but then I have a mojito and some ceviche till it shuts up.
This resort is adults only, so please don't narc on @theomonkey.bsky.social
Lunch!
I'm having some tacos for lunch, and then we're going on a taco tour for dinner.
@jaybeans.bsky.social is ambivalent about tacos, but they love me very much 😁
I'm having some tacos for lunch, and then we're going on a taco tour for dinner.
@jaybeans.bsky.social is ambivalent about tacos, but they love me very much 😁
It takes a minute to get over feeling like a dweeb, but it's really nice to have the additional peace of mind.
I'm about to go for a little sea paddle with a swim shirt and turban on. Then back to my self-made shade.
You'll miss the character development of the female main character, but how it will probably stand alone.
Every five years I seem to get a bigger one. At this rate, in a few decades I will very elegantly block out the sun.
My brain loves sun as much as my skin hates it
I love slaw and I love popsicles, and I want to hurt this person
Mephisto Sam sandals! Super comfy and currently admirably on sale Mephisto Men's Sam Sandal a.co/d/1wDrDk3 The Bean has always struggled with sandals, and they loooooove these.
I made an executive decision that we were doing high quality, classic fisherman sandals this year, and I think I was really on to something.
Universal Standard! I love it so much, I may get another color.
@jaybeans.bsky.social and I are OG Bridgerton book fans, and we have been OBSESSED with Penelope and Colin for so long ESPECIALLY THE CARRIAGE SCENE, so welcome to our horny party.
The trousers are a wool, silk, and linen blend. I'm tremendously jealous of them.
So me and the rest of the every six months crew are gonna live forever?
People who were repeatedly vaccinated for COVID-19 — initially receiving shots aimed at the original variant, followed by boosters and updated vaccines targeting variants — generated antibodies capable of neutralizing a wide range of SARS-CoV-2 variants and even some distantly related coronaviruses.
Repeat COVID-19 vaccinations elicit antibodies that neutralize variants, other viruses | Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louis
Response to updated vaccine is shaped by earlier vaccines yet generates broadly neutralizing antibodies
medicine.wustl.eduBeans is giving Papi here, and I like it
Has reality considered having fewer things to make a gal swell up?
I do have hard candy in my purse, and I will share it with the children. Kids love hard candy. They're precious, but they make me tired.
I have a whole work rant about the brand risk of widespread review fatigue, but nobody in charge wants to hear it.
One pervasively shitty thing now is that every transaction is accompanied by a request for evaluation, making customers the informal HR managers of every person they interact with
The best part of being in my 40s is that I hardly ever have to talk to 24 year old boys anymore.
I can't say for certain, but they might have been tattooed on
The best of both worlds, if you have the discipline, which most likely of these honkies absolutely do not.
They love sunburns almost as much as they love encasing meat in oastey. As the old song goes, only mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday sun.
The cold plunge was just a cool plunge. Vacationers are weak.
Behold my beach burka with SPF 50 underneath. And a swim shirt of course 😁
I saw a woman with a deep burgundy burn-tan and massive false eyelashes at the pool. Of course she was English.
I was so four alarm fire stressed before this trip, I sort of forgot that vacation is great actually?
It's ph, but it's also no worry! In Oakland, when people see the ph, it gets pronounced Stefan or Steph like Curry.
I have to reason to believe I have one of the only true neutral complexions on earth.