Michael Bischoff
@mpbmke.bsky.social
America's Dairyland
Meanwhile, the game has you tracking down alien technology artifacts left behind by a 5th dimensional race that created humanity, which is the height of historical accuracy. 😂
I had a hundo before going to Germanfest last summer and I ordered about 4 plates of potato pancakes even though I could barely see straight.
Remember kids: always keep local backups.
“UniSuper, an Australian pension fund that manages $135 billion worth of funds and has 647,000 members, had its entire account wiped out at Google Cloud, including all its backups that were stored on the service.”
“Unprecedented” Google Cloud event wipes out customer account and its backups
UniSuper, a $135 billion pension account, details its cloud compute nightmare.
arstechnica.comI assumed they were some kind of military thing, but Memorial Day is a week from now. Unless the Astros are doing their Memorial Day stuff this weekend?
Do you even understand how rizzed up I'd be if random women talked to me like this? 😅
Give me the Meaning of Life "chased off a cliff by a gang of topless women."
The fact they're red and white has very "We have Milwaukee tools at home" vibes.
Kinda weird how buying Craftsman tools these days kinda feels like buying Kroger brand canned vegetables.
I like the choice of photo, makes him look like he's soldiering through it.
I love this sentence. Reading it out loud. Giving him the full fugitive on the lam treatment.
I don't want to make too many assumptions about someone who's able to live in the same neighborhood as a Supreme Court Justice, but good on them to have the balls to bitch them out like he's their alderman, or whatever.
Lmao, two out in the bottom of the 9th in Boston, the umps lost count of the number of mound visits, and now there's a 5+ minute stoppage. Woo, pace of play!
Must be a French Canadién thing. Vancouver has a great light rail line from the city basically out into the ocean, where the airport is.
Yeah, being out in the middle of nowhere kind of defeats the purpose of mass transit. Just a little. But at least they're adding two more round trips between Chicago and MSP.
But there it, inexplicably, a train from Columbus to Chicago. 😂
Damn, my obnoxious profile back in the day was 1000% less obnoxious than that. 😂
Great idea except everyone's going to let their dogs pee on them, because we love among savages and sociopaths. 🙃
Driving in Milwaukee is like being in a Mad Max movie. Chicago only seems chaotic until you see the patterns emerge.
You have the GOD GIVEN RIGHT to have your fingers mangled and severed by a cheap table saw like a GODDAMN AMERICAN
no strong feelings about her issue here but i’m sorry if your name can’t even fit in the screenshot we should default to ben franklin’s take with you. this is too german
These are the people trying to get us into a war with Iran because they're the world's leading exporter of pistachios, aren't they? We need to bring back Eisenhower tax rates.
We have one of those. It's called the Rosebud, and it was common to go on dates there in pajamas. 😅
They recently reopened, I hope it's still set up like that.
I've seen a few talking about how they're "obviously" the best team in baseball right now. They're doing what they should, beating up on lesser teams, and it's not their fault the schedule's lined up this way, but it's bound to get tighter as they get deeper into the year.
I know the Brewers best, so, for example, they've played the Twins (24-18), Mariners (24-20), Orioles (27-14), Yankees (29-15) and Royals (26-19), and Tampa who are exactly at .500. Plus a series against the Cubs (25-19) in the NL.
Well... no. It has more to do with the fact there are only 5 teams in the NL with winning records at all (PHI, LAD, ATL, MIL, CHC), and I don't think the Phils have played against many winning AL clubs yet, whereas those other teams have, in addition to playing each other.
The Phillies are 31-13, but they've only played 3 games against teams with a winning record (1-2). By comparison, the Dodgers are 6-3, the Braves and Padres are 11-9, the Brewers are 10-10, and the Cubs are 9-9 against >.500 teams. Phillies fans might not want to get too far out over their skis.
Toronto is great, definitely one of the most vibrant places I've visited. Milwaukee can be weird. There's no shortage of talent, but people tend to really insulate themselves. It's worst among the "gallery artists" who are all competing for the same handful of high-$$$ customers.
Kind of like the general euphoria from a low dose of psilocybin.
Artists around here are like coyotes. They're everywhere, but you wouldn't know if you didn't know where to look for them. 😂
It's extremely possible I've just fallen out of the loop. Folks assume everyone hears about everything on their own and don't really spread the word.
(Obviously, any nude figure drawing would be an adult class, but that doesn't stop parents from complaining or misunderstanding.)
Two of my friends own an art school, but they've always been reluctant to host one because most of their students are kids and they already catch enough grief from parents. 🙃
We had a couple good ones going in Milwaukee. Just a model, a handful of poses, and two or three dozen artists drawing. Not sure if any of them have come back since 2020, though. I agree the vitual ones aren't the same.
Holy hell, was I productive today. And not the screwing around, doing little jobs while procrastinating the important jobs kind of productive.
Where are all those people who got fooled by the Reds again? Every damn year, folks chatter about the Reds like they're a serious dark horse while dismissing the Brewers, and every damn year the Reds are terrible and Milwaukee "comes out of nowhere."
We need some crazy bastard to start selling volcano tours in a "magma submarine" exclusively to billionaires.
100%. These people never think that maybe the *other* person's dog might go apeshit and totally undermine any leash training you've been doing for the day.
Apologies for the gallows humor, but sometimes the feed does magical things. 😅
You're welcome.
(Also, an old college buddy of mine was one of the producers)
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