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@mrmichael.bsky.social
Professor of Memeological Studies.
Producer: @forbes
Previously: the #XChangeRate, @people, @instylemagazine, @foodandwine
in high school i had a girlfriend (hold for laughter) who was โafraidโ of these things
Gay Twitter 2018-2021 was my Algonquin Round Table. ๐
paul mescal is officially a disney princess!! ๐
my eyes see Oppenheimer
PERIOD AHH! PERIOD UHH!
PERIOD AHH! PERIOD UHH!
PERIOD AHH! PERIOD UHH!
PERIOD AHH! PERIOD UHH!
the SNL costume dept rn
she took a classic silhouette and updated it with a commitment to showing Fremen who are strong
whoโs gonna be the first EGOAT winner?
no but why does she look like sheโs standing in front of Tyra and the judges at an ANTM casting
she grabbed her motherphone ๐ฃ and hit the pickcunt line ๐ชง in servidarity with the slaybor union โ๐ผ
he was in the bogs with my mom when she was researching cranberries right before she died
annual reminder that Batman Returns is a Christmas movie ๐ฆ๐
normal coworker: looking forward to collaborating!
me: weโre two queens coming together to maximize our joint slay.
they couldnโt take THE DOLL
WASHINGTON (AP) โ House expels Republican Rep. George Santos of New York in a bipartisan vote after critical ethics report on his conduct.
if you saw me post the same thing on twitter bluesky and threads no you didnโt
today has me thinking about this differently now ๐ทโ๐ผ
when youโre gay and white and your mom remembers to put salt and pepper on the chicken:
โcan i say something?โ
i would rather you didnโt.
Happy A Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day to all who celebrate!
iPhone just reminded me of this pic I took of Kim Petras and the โmom I threw upโ energy is off the charts
opening the drag race T checker to make sure [redacted] doesnโt make it to the finale
some of these FCF posts are stolen valor tbh
i think itโs important to mention i looked hot at my birthday party ๐
omg what an angel ๐ผ๐ป glad we found each other again
no one:
rupaul entering the werkroom:
