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My most recent maladaptive daydream has been thinking about who would illustrate the comic book of the surrealist southern gothic/dystopian nightmare that has been my life.

Good morning sweetie are you ready for your forced gender reassignment? *cue metalcore*🪓

I had a dream last night that I farted while someone was directly behind me and then Big Freedia wrote a song about it

Depending on the day I’m either a Hermetic girlie or a Gnostic girlie and it just depends on how depressed I’m feeling

If I’m being frank though, considering I got personally doxxed by Tomi Lahren in the past I’m a little more concerned about the overarching ideology rather than the figurehead. So as far as my personal, lived experience, this trial hasn’t exactly done anything to change my perspective on the matter🤷‍♂️

You and I are literally agreeing right now so like?

I never said not to enjoy it lol I’m just saying it bc it’s sound advice regardless

Regarding Trump trial stuff, this is like that part in boss battles where you got it to half health and it’s molting into a much uglier and more aggressive version of itself. The fascists aren’t gonna give up bc they lost a trial. They’re just gonna push harder and with more violence. Be prepared.

The 12 year old version of me that had unrestricted internet access and a love for shock videos is cackling.

To no one’s surprise, the narrative how now evolved from “Trump is being persecuted and he will be acquitted.” To “He was found guilty of 34 charges but the jury was wrong and the criminal justice system is too.”

And the wheels of fascism churn away as usual…

As an indulger of the Karen Read trial I just gotta say this is a Jen McCabe hate account.

This is now the second guy I’ve pursued in a year that’s been in the military, and I think I’m on thin ice for getting my Cool Degenerate card revoked.

Found my favorite muscle tank after being lost for months so of course I had to do horny shit in it. 🖤🧡

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My favorite part of having smart lights is setting my bedroom lighting to deep red and smoking oui’d like a femme fatale in a pulp movie

Despite not being an old and having my wits about me, there’s so things post-quarantine that have been so hard to grasp as being real. Listening to people discuss AI just sounds like sci-fi fantasy techno LARPing except it’s fully real and changing the fundamentals of how society functions

I feel like having a washed asshole is what separates Max Steel from GI Joe.

When I was little and I didn’t know what sex was yet sometimes I’d take the clothes off my max steel dolls and lick em.

I really thought guillotines was how we were gonna go about the revolution, but I’ll take billionaires volunteering to get smooshed in a watery abyss

Reasonable fit for a Memorial Day function

I think this is why I’ve come to love DG so much compared the DnD. It makes the rp a lot more fun when the players are just regular people that have just as much of a chance getting one shotted by a handgun as they do fighting monsters. It disincentivizes murderhobo tactics bc combat is so costly

Strapped in and ready for pride month

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In my case you are correct

Flattered

Brain worm of the day: “Knock knee’d bimbos walkin’ like hoooooes”

Bc of the nature of it, we had these secret spots we’d meet up at every week, and it’s hard not to romanticize it a little & frame it like this tragic story of caring for someone I can’t quite reach. Hate to say it but it was a really exciting and adventurous situation to be, morality aside.

When you lose the bet and he walks in with one of these

Prior to all this I was in an 8 year relationship that ended amicably, and it’s embarrassing to admit ending an 8 year relationship felt easy and ending a 1 year affair left me so emotionally gutted. For as short as it was it was so emotionally/sexually charged that ending it was heartbreaking

I think he liked feeling like his bf and I had this tension between each other, like we were competing, which is so fucked. We would all go to dinner and sometimes it felt like he was dangling me in front of him. I feel so weird for recognizing how bad it was and simultaneously missing him so badly

I get caught up in these loops of questioning whether I’m doing the right thing or whether I’m a bad person. And this is one instance where I feel like I should’ve just settled for doing the wrong thing and just conceded to only getting to enjoy this man at arm’s length and meeting in parking lots.

And that’s such a fucked thing to say but I really do miss him sometimes. Ik I’m supposed to just brush the guy I was with off as being a bad person, but I remember all these really intimate talks we would have where we’d sit in the back of his SUV together and just lay there and it hurts a lot.

TMI/venting post: I think about how around this time last year I was the other man in an affair, and the guilt ate at me until I eventually confessed to his partner. I thought at the time I wanted to do the right thing, and in retrospect I wonder if I would’ve been happier if I just kept it going.

This sunburn is fucked so y’all gotta settle for the red lighting for a few days.

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Banana Boat count your fricken days bc I know damn well I covered myself better than this

I’m pretty convinced that there’s something there. Of course on just anecdotal evidence so I accept I can fully be wrong, but just on vibes I feel pretty assured.

Both

Yes

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Of all the possible things I could’ve said to get noticed by @drgonzo123.bsky.social ….it was this. 🤦‍♂️

(Btw running A Victim of the Art for my first time DMing and very excited)

Looking a little vulnerable 🥺🧡🖤

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I’m not someone who commits crime very regularly, but the prices of some of these hygiene products makes me feel like a loser if I *dont* shoplift it. And if I do then I get a spicy tingle and also get an item that I need for free sooo….

You know you’re a working class American when you wake up from one of the worst nightmares you’ve had in a while and it was just about a bill coming earlier than expected.

Got myself a nice lil webcam. Pondering doing cam modeling???

It’s also important to note that the child was taunting the woman as she was wiping his ass/picking up his shit.

Exciting times in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin.

Rage gooning is so tiring and I can do fuck all about anything that’s happening right now so let me just hide in obscurity for 2 seconds without being labeled a bad person

Me anxiously waiting in the corner for someone to ask about near death experiences, aliens, or the similarities between accounts of abduction experiences and people claiming they contacted angels

Staying informed kinda sucks bc I can’t stop listening to what’s going on in the world without getting browbeat for being unaware and resting on privilege and blahblahblah, but all the bad things are stuff I knew was already happening so at that point I’m just emotionally masturbating to bad news.