Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉

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Orclahoma

Silly boy, wanting consistency

Denver practicing futileism

The world you grew up in is dead

Go on . . .

Burger time

No. No, I cannot

Looks like you wiped them on your T-shirt, not the stairmaster

Only made it twice. It is both easier and more difficult than I thought

9-lawyer dip = en banc

It's not the driving that gets me, it's the pedestrians. They will just step out in the middle of the block, without looking, and just assume you are going to stop for them.

At my funeral, I want to be given a 21-pun salute

What if you were born with an innie?

OTOH, I can now refer to putting guac on anything as "lawyering up"

We can throw that name on the pile with Chinese Gooseberries and the Patagonian Toothfish. But renaming prunes as dried plums was just silly

Pity that "alligator pear" never caught on

Um, where else would it come out of the donkey?

Dragons are old, so not "you're", but "yore"

They use exciting new nanatechnology

They couldn't even come up with the proper name - "tangerine"?

The Fishtown doctors sing this song doo-dah, doo-dah
The Eastern seaboard's miles long
All the doo-dah-day

Goin' to swim all night, goin' to swim all day
I'll bet my money on the bobtail squid
Somebody bet on the bay

Admitting you are the problem is the first step on the road to recovery

That's a different movie

That's a different movie

I have one on order. Looking forward to seeing how well it works

So you get a choice of brains? Lucky.

I promise to not even send you solicited nudes. Nobody needs to see that

GE, actually
www.geappliances.com/ge-appliance...

It DOES happen to be National Sea Monkey Day

No room left in mine for brains, sense, OR discretion

Going to an offshore land to take my cholesterol meds. It's called Statin Island.

That should only be a Fleeting thought

Well, there's some T&A, too

And I ate alllll of it. And all the spaghetti, too

And I ate alllll of it. And all the spaghetti, too

Damn, you Morty. I got spaghetti sauce on my white shirt

But she was a champion swimmer

You are old enough not to care what people think about your wardrobe

Well, *someone* is getting a little Graham cracker crusty

But only because they ran out of eggplant

Face, meet palm

And I just ordered chicken parm with spaghetti at the diner

That is NOT what we meant by "soaking"

Despair.com

So, you will subtly let us know you are the big Weiner?

You are like a cat lying on its back