Not kidding; wish I was
@nkwiw.com
this skeet panders to video gamers, film sky, gastro affected long COVID folks, oh and ibs! this is intersectionality
cuz i will
if you’re looking for signs of distress, non-stop shit posting (ie pretending like they can’t spell diehardisachrismasmovia—youhavedkedofdysentary—rememberoregeontrailia—youcoulddieofdiarrhea
woahhhhhh brave skeet! it actually took a second viewing before i fully bought in on crowe but i was all in on ryan pretty fast. i was probably either too high or not high enough on my first view tho.
is this thing even on? check one, check two…just want you to know that i am proud of what i have done here tonight because i skeeted for hooours on a single topic w/o having taken my vyvanse today and i got almost no encouragement. hope you all get dierecoteque—antidysteryismia—diddydiditia—love
people think i am joking. but i am as deadly serious as directtodvdia—dierhashishia—dishwallaia—frothy undie stew
i have a really funny story about eating at five guys that i can’t wait to tell you until i learn how to spell the d word because otherwise you’ll think i am making a joke about dissentruvia—drzzyrpistrrhea—perlmanrhea
don’t give up, trying is half the battle. both in spelling and in curing digeradoira—dingusdorkia—bridgetjonesdiarrhea—
i made the mistake of thinking the news was having a lull and then got an alert about things heating up in the eleven dash line and it was like “another plot line?” this is getting to game of thrones level confusion now
i have gained followers since skeeting this. y’all need god or some other bullshit
another warning:
the below skeet kept crashing the app. three tries it took me. do you know what this means?
i had three chances to not do it. no one would know.
it also means this was my third shot at it and this was as good as it got. three.
when you are feeling down, remember it could be worse
wow, set the phone down for like ten minutes and blew up!
because of my diiaarhheeaa—derrangehea—disapointsentary — my explosive bunghole
good night weirdos. sorry about all this.
i mean, not ALL of this. just the stuff i am responsible for.
mostly the drrrrtyia—dystophea—drdreisabuser—muddy ass “jokes”
also hated how good russell crowe was. like, la confidential level good but for fun. is it just me or doesn’t it feel almost quaint that we once thought throwing a phone was so bad… it still is! but now society is all whatevs about much more serious stuff…
every time i skeet “goodnight weirdos” i end up staying up for another three hours on here.
or maybe it was this one, the one that started it all. fucking billy joel.
🎵Ah but fartin' too hard
can give you a shart attack
Ack-ack-ack-ack-ack🎶
when all is said and done, please tell them it was the below skeet that did me in.
that and diarrehehaw—dietpureéd—the turd soup
i am kind of slightly moderately very high so i can’t remember them anymore, but yeah just assume it was a banger. and probably misspelled diaryea—dairrheya—dúreea *̵̨̛͉̯̹̫͚̖̫̖͉͇̇̉͊̒̆̔͋̅̋̉̄̿͗͛̕̚͝*̶̡̨͇̯̹̼͍̭͕̝͉̖͔͙͈̟̯͎̐̓̈́̉̂̚̚͠*̷͚̣̬̘̺̖̗̙͚͇̺͔̺̝̋́́͛̂̋̉̃̽̊̂͑̎̈́͜*̶̡̡̧̧̥̜̲̖̟͖̩̮̋͜*̸̞̼̬͆͒ ̴̞̺̊̆̽͐̂͌͆̒̓͘͝
it’s shocking how much i want to use it too, it’s not just for doing bits about dirteheha—dominos oh autocorrect got close on that one—
ok this might be a problem. call 9-11 and tell them i have severe drahezahoo—diangelos—drearyia
is there room here for everyone? even people who can’t spell dirrha—daireha—diarreia…
good because i am both struggling with that — i won’t even try to type it again, i don’t think i have gotten it right in about 87 tries tonight — but also with a terrible case of direeha. dreadeMateo. like autocorrect just gives up?! dierrie ♎︎♓︎♋︎❒︎❒︎♏︎♒︎♋︎ how the fuck did i do that
is there room here for everyone? even people who can’t spell dirrha—daireha—diarreia…
you know what i wish would stop?
my dia𝓻𝓱𝓮𝓪—my diarrhe💩 — goddamn it
don’t encourage me, i can’t stop
i suddenly realize that this may not be funny because maybe not everyone drinks coffee and almost immediately gets dirhea—deeria—dierrea
this site has really failed the moderation test. how is this shit still up?
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i kept thinking: what’s more relatable than not being able to spell? doearila—dysriea—desire—anyway—
mix the two until its thin loose but surprisingly chunky and that’s a hit skeet! right? yeah you’d think but alas, it was too thin i guess.
i am laughing so hard because i have been skeeting for about an hour with *zero* response about how i can’t spell diyareha. daria. dreraea. daenyrusia. like wayyyy too much. like maybe i finally got too high? should I go to the er? i live near the hospital from girl interrupted, that looked nice…
i am showing such restraint. i finally have a great joke that I won’t skeet here as no one likes them because they’re about dirreha. derria. direria fuck.
my diet may be partially responsible for me always skeeting about diarozia—dierita—
my monkey paw’s finger just curled but i assure you it is a coincidence
i really want to see one but not so closely that it might maim me. and I don’t want to see it near my neighborhood.
i rented a giant pickup this weekend and holy shit is it overpowered w/such shitty visibility that i am kind of nervous to get back on a bike…
this is truly unbelievable. gonna need to hear a lot more details
my partner just now as we drift off: “adverse possession”
we giggle and high five joyously because it had been a week of “what was that thing called?” “still don’t remember” every night. and then i fucking ruined it by asking what it had been about in the first place. neither of us can recall
my god it is soooo annoying
wait what
i am kind of slightly moderately very high so i can’t remember them anymore, but yeah just assume it was a banger. and probably misspelled diaryea—dairrheya—dúreea *̵̨̛͉̯̹̫͚̖̫̖͉͇̇̉͊̒̆̔͋̅̋̉̄̿͗͛̕̚͝*̶̡̨͇̯̹̼͍̭͕̝͉̖͔͙͈̟̯͎̐̓̈́̉̂̚̚͠*̷͚̣̬̘̺̖̗̙͚͇̺͔̺̝̋́́͛̂̋̉̃̽̊̂͑̎̈́͜*̶̡̡̧̧̥̜̲̖̟͖̩̮̋͜*̸̞̼̬͆͒ ̴̞̺̊̆̽͐̂͌͆̒̓͘͝
what the fuck is that over the r? i am too high/not high enough for this. i thought i had it that time. the spelling, not dir — look i was going to do it again. i can’t be trusted with followers. please report this account.
i hate myself so much it makes me noshush—noshish—n
i know what you’re thinking: not funny
i know. christ, i am the one with the goddamn diarreba—diarřhea fucking hell