Because you're awesome? And you post the finest Trek and Dwarf memes this side of the galaxy? And did I mention the awesome bit?
Available data would suggest you're a magnet for awesome people.
I wonder what Jazz Jackrabbit's father is named.
My money is on Jizz.
Sorry. Not sorry.
Outrage sells clicks. Clicks sells advertising. Advertising being sold makes shareholders happy.
Same thing with Threads - it opens with "for you", and considering you need an Instagram account for Threads you can imagine what an absolute shitshow that is.
In short, social media is anything but.
So, here it is. The best LEGO minifig ever. You can all go home now, and stop buying/collecting LEGO. Peak LEGO has been reached. PEAK LEGO.
I avoid anything that involves Paul Andrews for no other reason than the whole Horace debacle.
Is 2024 the year I will finally make something of my life?
Nope.
Is it the year I'll finally learn to love myself?
Ehhh...
Is it going to be another year where I manage to do fuck all, hate myself for it, and just give up?
Affirmative.
I'm no expert when it comes to animal behaviour.
So I'll just assume the foul smell eminating from my common musk turtle's habitat means they're expressing gratitude for the maintenance work done on the filtration system.
There is general agreement amongst historians that this never happened, ie, they reached concensus.
If social media sites are going to use animals as a way to market themselves I would suggest the kiwi for Mastodon and the dodo for twitter.
I am glad you're still alive, and by extension around.
But that is rough, having to deal with all of that again. Wishing you a speedy recovery, and hopefully 2024 will a better year.
PS: If there's anything I can do for you, let me know.
I heard that Uwe Boll's "movies" are some form of tax write-off, so Seagals work being used for money laundering wouldn't surprise me.
If a generic direct-to-video movie is a meal at a 3 star Michelin restaurant Seagal's "films" are a microwave meal that's 73 days past the sell-by-date.
I understand why he makes them though - it's a lot of pay for very little work he doesn't even do.
Glad to hear you and Dexter are alright, but so sorry this had to happen to you. Nobody should have to deal with this bullshit, certainly not twice in a year. 🫂