2023 playlist!
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_f9l34fRAiiMXNINtD9tSK36znd4bR2U
Rolling around in this interesting smelling puddle of mental illness I found
My bluesky babble:
https://t.co/MoFpR0tq1V
Newborn diapers fit a dog that size. Allegedly. Not that I've ever diapered a small dog. Allegedly.
I have done
All the laundry
You dropped off
Except for
Your boyfriend's
Forgive me
But he's
A rapist
And a meth head.
I have an alt. Yes. Been running nude on The Internet under an assumed identity almost 5 years now.
We weren't told about this growing up because everyone was allowed to blow out the candles on their 40th birthday cake then head straight in for a hysterectomy.
Sorry. I don't interact with you from my small account, you don't like me there and I plum forgot to do it from here. My bad.
I'm kinda glad a lot of people left Twitter altogether so I can come back here and talk about what a...oh, sorry. Wrong tab.
Yes, I finally found the green onions you bought. In my defense, they are usually green.
If social media hasn't broken you yet it will when she ghosts you a year and a half in.
If you menstruate past age 50 you should get to punch God right in the bits.
I've not washed it in many, maaanny weeks because I'm saving up all my essential oils to protect my scalp from the impending bleaching. It is both willy and nilly.
I THINK WE SHOULD, AT THIS JUNCTURE, JUST LET THE RABBIT DECIDE HOW THEY WISH TO BE ADDRESSED.
Don't fret. He'll go away if you don't feed him and once he realizes I think chubby self actualized dudes are hot.
That's a weird take. I care if the people I follow are hot and funny. It's why I follow them. It's the whole point.
Somewhere out there is a woman attempting to enjoy some ylang-ylang and hemp aromatherapy and her 51 year old husband won't stop texting "what is a baking potato?" from the grocery store.
I swear, I've never seen a bathtub as big as mine outside a magazine and it's pretty much the best thing in my life.
Just when I begin to worry people will find my account and learn I'm really hot and funny...
It's for berries. Berries in a small, shallow vessel means they don't get crushed. They're delicate.
I'm a little confused because I thought you were beef jerky, which was the only reason I followed.
We need stronger people. Sturdier. Above all, we need those less concerned for their personal welfare.