I’m inclined to agree but…can Godzilla tread water? Is he like a duck paddling furiously to stay afloat and upright? Is he perhaps standing on 2 whales?

This is only the 6,487th time I’ve been told cops are completely above the law in the last 40 years…

Ya know…it may just be true.

Crafty Hamas…likely hiding in boxes of chalk.

Help is available…I hope you seek it out.

Oh…now the mighty historian can’t prove a negative?

Sad.

I believe it’s up to the person making the “fascist” accusation has to prove said accusation.

We apologize for not telling parents that one of our performers is a person trying to exist…that’s our fault.

He never gets pushback on his absurd hyperbolic claims…smarter than the generals…smarter than the scientists…smarter than the programmers…buhlieve me.

They didn’t do this for any of the proud boy parades or nazi marches…🤔

Unavoidable collateral damage.

His psychotic break is going to be…interesting.

Luckily I don’t give a shit about a gullible dummy who worships a completely impotent god.

Zooming in reveals a “just trying to enjoy the show here man” look of side eye.

They do need to branch out..

Mel Brooks unfinished History of the World sequel?

Wildly stupid take.

You earned a block.

From the rag of record.

“Nothing serious…you know…just….opinions.”

They couldn’t even pull off a fight between two of them without one of them chickening out.

They foment violence but have no interest in taking part.

Honorable mention…

Show producer: can we change “what I got you got to get it put it in you to what I’d like is I’d like to hug and kiss you?”

Chili Peppers: “oh that’s much better” “yeah everyone can enjoy that”.

Marge: People do crazy things in commercials…like eat at Arby’s.

Move over Kevin Kruse.

I don’t remember any republicans looking to deport the white kids chanting “Jews will not replace us!” down the road from me in Charlottesville a coupla years ago.

🤔

Sure…but is your hate “intuitive”?

He sounds…inclusive?

Ok so….more plausible fake reports everyone!

Alright…alright I’ll get off the dog killing…let’s talk goats!

Every year they’re tested…every year they fail.

Your willingness to hear the words “god’s will” that many times in a 4 hour window is…admirable.

2…..2 and a half………..2 and three quarters…………….2 and eight tenths………………

Like holy…

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Along with Temple of Doom & Star Trek 3.

Crazy movie year actually.

I’m…so old. So when I think of blockbuster summers I think Karate Kid and Ghostbusters…both released in June 84.

I’m guessing a “Swiss banks have shielded criminals for years” attack from Elon in 3…2…

So…”resist lib historian” is not on your business card?

Somebody had to say it…first.

😜

Bars…I think.

Dear sweet baby Jesus…

How much money has Trump spent on YouTube?

Real hold my beer energy amongst republicans.

Governor: I shot my dog…and goat!

Councilwoman: we need a bit of mass murder on campus

Different governor: the sound of a white kid making monkey noises at a black woman warms my heart.

She has to go begging…like a…

It should lead every news show…it won’t.

A lot of people who have at one point or another said something akin to “if you vote Republican you might not be a racist but it’s also not a deal breaker for you”.