Peter E. AKA Say10

Same. I just surprise them.

What is the best buy date?

I'd read that.

Chin up.

I use it for heart worm prevention/treatment.
I get the injection and just spritz a little in their mouth once a month.
A small bottle, lasts me about 2 years and is about 50.
Much cheaper than the 180 one might pay for a 6 month supply.

What time?

Driving to store. Owner of a Loney Heart was
playing on the radio

Wife: Do you know who sings this?
Me: Yes
Wife: Are you going to tell me?
Me: Yes
Wife: Well?
Me: ?? What?
Wife: Who sings this?
Me: Yes!
Wife: What? That's the name of the band, Yes?
Me: YES!!!
Wife: You don't know do you?
Me: Nope.

Said the same about The Dead Sea.

I get ivomectin from tractor supply here in Texas without a prescription.

tractorsupply.com

Parking lot?

Sure, have seen many of those. Have even been in a few.

I'm just around the corner.

Welcome.

Don't see anything.

This isn't true.

I got my mother who is now in her 80's, on Linux mint about 10 years ago. She's used it ever since and has had zero problems.

Congratulations on the new kitty.

Film at eleven.

He won't resign.

They won't investigate.

Too little, too late.

I want some of whatever he's drinking...

I was asked...

"Upon my death, would I donate an organ?"

I replied "Nope, but I have a piano I'll let go cheap."

Just heard on the news that while waiting at DFW airport, you can learn CPR at one of their kiosks.

Can see it now.

"Hang on, don't die, I'm heading to the kiosk..."

Then kiss your ass goodbye.

I once told a friend that I was thinking about having lunch with Sandra Bullock today.

He was shocked.

Then I told him I thought about it yesterday too.

Shit happens.

Sorry, I'll stop.

I always thank Godzilla.

What the actual fuck?

Thought I recognized my wife in that cartoon.

Wow, the extremely rare long horned jackalope.

Meteorologistically speaking of course.

So, he shot the sheriff but not the deputy?

Trump wins.

Watch the GOP outlaw milk shakes. But guns, they'll keep.

Awesome idea.

My money is on moron.

I care. And approve.

Same. But I guess I'd also need to leave the house to see one.

Fuck it. Not happening.

I'm in.

Personally, I love Simon and Garfunkel.

Nothing not-manly about it.

Been saying Godzilla to my wife for sneezing for the past few months now.

She's even saying it to me now.

Last week, I accidentally said God Bless you and she screamed at me "It's Godzilla dammit".

Good times.

But I have arthritis.

42

Man with kidney stones: To pee, or not to pee.

That is the question.

That's a burn on Frank.

The odd numbered floors sandwich thieves thank you.

Not sure about the even numbered floors.

I forgot what happened this morning.

Gasoline

Was he referring to the chicken in the butcher's section?

They do have nice dresses.

What I cannot wrap my head around is that if you or I had even 1 felony conviction on our record, we can't vote.

Not allowed. But he, with 34 convictions, can still run for president.