Ms . Penny Oaken
@pennyoaken.bsky.social
Numenous beings are we, not this *hmph* crude matter
The pronouncer didn’t pronounce the ä in Nachschläge
He pronounced “a” and “ä” with the same tone
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT
Trump personally loses $500M after Truth Social stock takes post-verdict plunge - Alternet.org
Trump personally loses $500M after Truth Social stock takes post-verdict plunge
Late Thursday afternoon, May 30, a jury in Lower Manhattan found former President Donald Trump guilty on 34 criminal counts in Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg Jr.'s hush money/falsified business records case. The verdict marked the first time in the United States' 248-year history that a for...
www.alternet.org
I missed “Immanent” and spelled it as “Imminent”
I won’t be stunting on a bunch of eighth graders this year
The posting of the feds
The posting of the feds
Hi ho the merry-oh
The posting of the feds
God damn I am so glad we got those terrorist shitheads ejected from Reddit
It’s literally church phone trees for housewives and grandmothers for the 21st century, and they’re cult members
Something wonderfully confirming about these findings about Twitter “supersharers”. A bunch of gnarled old moms and dads, bitter about the world.
These are the noble battlegrounds that our dimmest heroes think must be contested. Still Wancil, eat your heart out.
To the sluts
I hope people appreciate that the republic was probably saved by a sex worker that every cringe wine mom and leftist would sneer and look down upon for being a “slut.” I’m a rancid slut & I’ll just say this: sluts get shit done. We keep society in harmony. Don’t ever forget that.
GUILTY AS SIN
TRUMP OUT OF LUCK
2016 2024 刑事
410,757,864,530 STOLEN VOTES
There are two attorneys serving on the jury, which means they probably got elected chair and whip and kept this clean
This is a huge win for citizen privacy, too; Preparers like H&R Block leaked all their customer’s sensitive financial info and PII to FACEBOOK, EVEN WHEN THE CUSTOMER DID NOT HAVE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT
Ending privacy predation business models!
Under Biden, the IRS has sought to slay turbotax once and for all. www.axios.com/2024/05/30/i...
IRS opening free online tax filing program to all 50 states for 2025 tax season
It could deal a massive blow to private tax filing services such as TurboTax.
www.axios.com
Neither the praise nor the condemnation of a critic ever once mowed a lawn, diapered a baby, washed a car, cooked a meal.
The industry of the critic is in dishing up fresh, exciting excuses for you to use — to nope-out of the thing.
Neither the praise nor the condemnation of a critic ever once cooked a meal, diapered a baby, washed a car, cooked a meal. The industry of the critic is in dishing up new & exciting (or solid & established) excuses for you to use — to nope out of the thing.
Book: *uses idioms*
Jerks: What trite trash
Book: *eschews idioms*
Jerks: Who talks like that?
book: [uses tropes]
reader: i cannot believe how lazy the author is, to use tropes
book: [doesnt use tropes]
reader: what is the avant garde bullshit
*stuffing my face with a seven layer*
I’ve seen what makes you cheer
I’m so glad I got the yardwork done earlier this week *before* the tornados and severe thunderstorms
Pain rating in my hand about a 7. Muscles I didn’t know I had, spasming. Naked hatred
UK: Private prescriptions of puberty blockers for children to be banned.
Archived: archive.is/IPQ3o
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/05...
Private prescriptions of puberty blockers for children to be banned
In one of the Government’s last acts, the Department of Health and Social Care said no new patients under 18 would be given the drugs
www.telegraph.co.ukPenny you taught yourself quaternions, gender neutral they/them pronouns for other people should be easy
I constantly pray for the miracle of “Oh my god I just realised the horror of what I’ve been doiiiiing aaaaaaie let me spend the rest of my life donating money to the people I’ve harmed”
Stranger things have happened. The world needs more of it.
Even in the eras where “wise elders lead our tribe” began and flourished as a working system, the “wise elders” were fukkin’ 45-50. Life expectancies being so much farther out now means we have people leading the country who knew a world where penmanship was a marketable job skill
thank u bites u
