Johnny Normality (Feral Mode)
@probgobl.in
Disclaimer: I can NOT be trusted with that Renault Twizy.
First opportunity I get I am Mario Karting that sumbitch through a department store. And if it fits up an escalator? My behavior WILL get worse.
THEY trained an LLM on my posts and it started posting pictures of reasonably sized pickups with aesthetically pleasing yet functional accessories.
they trained an LLM on my Posts and it crawled into the sea
You open your Chopped basket. The final ingredient is a miniature you, panicked, screaming in wordless terror. Alton Brown looks eager to see what you do with it.
Yeah, I've had to get some stuff fixed under recall/warranty but it's been solid otherwise.
Oh I adore mine. It handles nasty road conditions really well, and whenever I go off-road in it I'm more limited by my paint-job than my suspension or motor.
I just wish someone was making steel bumpers for it...
Yeah, I have the 1.5T in mine and it's fine as long as you remember you're shaped like a brick.
Unless it's too muggy out and the turbo really doesn't want to spool up...
I do not think that justifies mugging to the camera like someone who has had children's theater explained to them. He chews more scenery than the monsters, who are there to chew scenery.
The parts where the rampagers are rampaging? Honestly on par with the first couple of the new American Godzilla movies.
A lot of it is very fun. Just... for some reason Lacy acts like he thinks he's on a prank show and wants to ruin the footage? Like just absolute dogshit everything from him in that.
First off, I'm not on trial here.
Third off, they do make foot long buns and, while this has never happened to me because I'm a good person, should you wind up with a miss match between foot long dogs and buns, you can use two normal ones in a bun trench coat and pretend. If the lights are off.
That was actually the prototype show car they took around for like... 8 years before it went into production. It's also why you don't see it do anything cool if I remember correctly, because it was the only one.
Also Jake Lacy turns in the worst performance I've ever seen in a major motion picture.
I get told this every time I post a selfie.
Can I say something that is going to make everyone mad?
new form of ridiculous cybertruck spotted! this one had an instagram handle on the back, and I’m not sure I can think of a worse two word combination than “cybertruck influencer”
There's some cadmium in there too somewhere, my doctor wasn't clear on where.
Yes, I have a heart of gold, a will of iron, and balls of steel. And yes, DWARVES keep attacking me with PICKAXES in an attempt to MINE me.
Everyone is always angry at me for something I've said or done or failed to despite me being the good boy of the Internet.
Return of the Ong Bak Sasquatch.
That could be one of them. Probably not the first in the trilogy. But maybe?
That it is 2024 and there isn't a widely available and effective movie trilogy based on the idea of Bigfoot being a naturally great kickboxer says a lot about our society and none of it is good.
Yep. It's hard to square "the economy is doing fine" with the fact that the unhoused population has exploded over the last few years.
The most recent survey of the unhoused in my city had less then 20% with mental health/substance issues. That means 4 out of 5 just got priced out of being citizens.
If I was captain of that ship, we wouldn't just give the cocaine to the authorities. We would give it to the PROPER and TRUE authority: Poseidon. We would do this by finding pods of whales and seeing how much we can pour down their blowholes before they become insane.
The crew of the Coast Guard Cutter Munro unloaded approximately 33,768 pounds of cocaine — an estimated value of $468 million — on Tuesday in San Diego.
www.stripes.com/branches/coa...
Coast Guard Cutter Munro unloads 33,768 pounds of cocaine; estimated value — $468M
The crew of the Coast Guard Cutter Munro unloaded approximately 33,768 pounds of cocaine — an estimated value of $468 million — on Tuesday in San Diego, according to a service news release.
www.stripes.comIt's more like... we had a loaner while our shitty car was in the shop and, while it wasn't great, it was way nicer then our car. Now we have our old car back and not only did they not fix anything, now the door sticks.
It really is and it feels like the take away for the people in power is "never let the animals feel safe again".
It's only a vibecession UNTIL IT HAPPENS TO YOU. At that point, the fact that GDP is on track and inflation is getting back to acceptable levels doesn't matter because you are exactly as fucked as whatever your bank accounts can handle.
Like, ever week we see a story about how a bunch of people are out on their assess because their leadership are some combination of greedy and window licking stupid and a lot of us are just waiting for it to happen to us.
And, as far as we can see, there is no help coming.
1. Kitchen table issues are real
2. Getting a brief taste of what an actual social safety net could look like during that first COVID year and having it ripped away and replaced with "like before but worse"
3. Massive layoffs everywhere means a lot of people are just waiting for when it's their turn
a lot of people misunderstand the "vibecession" debate. the question isn't "is the economy good?" the question is "what explains the unprecedented disconnect between consumer sentiment and economic performance?"
Mixing Monster® Energy Drink and grain alcohol to create "The Rascal's Elixir".
The bar is where you usually find Coke Daniel, the Daniel who does cocaine.
Ford dealerships have been, historically, more on the supply side of anti-Semitic conspiracy theories.
If I remember correctly, 1Password pulled all my passwords, and the subsequent history for where they go, out when I set it up.
Absolutely worth the very reasonable subscription price.
This is Vivaldi's current stance on LLM integration:
tl;dr: Feel free to use whatever you want but they don't currently see any value in baking it into the core software.
vivaldi.com/blog/technol...
Why Vivaldi browser won’t follow the current AI trend?
Web browsers are integrating the current AI trend with Large Language Model (LLM) functionality. But there are fundamental issues with it. We address them.
vivaldi.comCrosstab on the first page for an at a glance, then each candidate gets their own page for a deeper dive?
Vivaldi is Chromium based but doesn't have any AI stuff baked in yet.
Opera does.
The Mozilla foundation is already getting yelled at for putting AI tools, that don't work, on the MDN.
I regret to say that I would likely pop into "Alcotraz" at least once for a pruno spritzer.
Am I proud of this? Not really.
Would I enjoy it? That's entirely up to the pruno spritzer.
Hard cell: Melbourne prison bar where patrons and staff dress as inmates described as ‘grotesque’
Hard cell: Melbourne prison bar where patrons and staff dress as inmates described as ‘grotesque’
Alcotraz, where patrons pay to drink cocktails in a bar designed like a prison, draws criticism
www.theguardian.comI'm gonna say the guy who lives in the God palace, and sits upon a centuries old golden throne that makes him infallible, may be a bit old school?
My favorite type of guy are the Catholics constantly disappointed that the Pope... adheres to Catholic doctrine. Every few months they're like, "Damn, I thought the Pope was going to say it's okay to be a gay priest and bless someone getting an abortion" and it's like... My dude, have you met y'all?
Like, we're well above average income for the country, have a cheap mortgage, and we... do not have disposable income after food and energy.
And we don't eat out very often. We cook at home. It's just that everything is more expensive than a few years ago and it all adds up and up and up.
Good to know our economy is thriving so long as we **looks at the not fine print** ignore food, shelter, energy, and transport.
He needs to bring back yelling "Scooby Dooby Do!" while doing a picture perfect elbow drop.
