area man (available in select 3D theaters as volume man)
@professorbutts.bsky.social
i come here to scream my thoughts not screen my thoughts
cincinnati forever
signal: professor_butts.99
skeet dumpster
wait
INCORRECT ON ALL COUNTS
THIS SONG WAS 1999 ENCAPSULATED
wooly willy head ass
there’s no padding in those lakshmis (respectfully)
for real though this song kicks ass and has every queen trope in the song
electronic voices
fantasy story
frenetic pace changes
freddy screaming
soft harmonies
drum solo
crazy guitar solo
gonna sing the refrain over and over but different
it’s about loving a man but is it????
THATS QUEEN BABY
leave this man alone, he’s served his time and he’s just trying to get back to his family
HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE WE ARE
BORN TO BE KINGS
WE ARE THE PRINCES OF THE UUUUUUUUNIVEEEEEEERSE
HERE WE BELONG
FIGHTING TO SURVIIIVE
IN A WAR WITH THE DARRRRKEST POWERS
haha excellent, that’s what my son is!
he’s got a 54” d pole that he’s going to start learning on this summer
can we bring back the harmonica solos from the 90s
got the charm of robert redford oozing out his eyes
got the charm of robert redford oozing out his eyes
leonardo dicaprio with a severe case of conjunctivitis
RESURRECTION
i saw adam poitras was drafted by the whipsnakes
he’s a great dude! my cousin played with him at loyola
leonardo dicaprio with a severe case of conjunctivitis
right and if you want you can just come to my house to watch it.
just put the disc right there in that media center, don’t worry the drm from blu-ray players makes it so i definitely can’t copy it
i read it because i heard it was about a “decent republican” and at the time i worked with a guy who i knew was from middletown
he saw me reading it at work and unsolicited said “that guy is full of shit, don’t believe a word he says”
i hate that he was elected by my state
yes yes yes
getting home and just going a million miles an hour sucks but it’s the best way to get it all DONE done
i hated it at first but my wife forced me to do it every trip and now i can’t imagine our routine without it
look, don’t pit that on west virginians
we don’t want him, but he happens to be ohios problem
pee
put everything away
laundry
power washing is great
the driveway is clean as a whistle and i feel like i could crush a stone in my right hand
i won’t be able to hold toilet paper with that hand tomorrow, but that’s life
this is like losing the game but also you get loss
just so much losing all around
maybe it’s hillbilly lies
Live
Lash
Love
would be a shame if he passed away!
can’t do shit with my younger brothers without one of them pulling a smirnoff out of NOWHERE at like 9am
they’re 30 and 34 lmao
yes
they will attempt to use whatever control they have over any situation
these people just need to exit reality
not the way he’s stopping bahahahaha
he’s just rambling and it’s like listening to your uncle frank describe mundane things, incorrectly
can’t stop watching this train wreck hahahahahahahahbahahahahaha
hell yeah he’s just going crazy lmaoooooooo
this dude is GOING THROUGH IT
we can only wish
hell yeah he’s just going crazy lmaoooooooo
this dude is GOING THROUGH IT
my phone number growing up was one off of a local delivery service, so we’d constantly get old ladies calling and asking about the status of their package hahahaha
i mean who is this but kyle orton had he grown up 20 years later instead
oh shit lol what’s your connection to purdue?
my brother went there and had a house down from mackey
you got a link?
if they are low-information voters, how much of this information will make it to them, and how much will matter to them?
keep a little dirt under my pillow for the dirt man
proctor and gamble just puts it on there for all north america i think
i mean i only pay for 1gig but this is fine too
technically you can "build" giant holes
dude i was in the middle of typing it out. i was googling it to get the right type out hahahaha
"honey i only had like 6 beers"
"the receipt says 34"
if you still owned a bar id be coming down to just party
POPPIN BOTTLES LIKE A G6
GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD
GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD
also we have a house on the beach so if any of you see me you are welcome to have beers with me