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If you think I'm not serious, I refer you to this skeet

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This is now a "seriously serious" serious account, seriously

4 hours ago

Well duh 🙄

Serious as a heart attack

I'm super serial

I'd call my posts wry, if I knew what that meant

It's the only list I want to be on

This is scarier than I ever imagined

Apparently they had to get him at the party because he was ducking them everywhere else... and then the GOP turns it into something about disrespecting an old man at his birthday party, as per usual

Your fun is organically grown

Turn your problems into conundrum butter; goes down easy

Not many know this, but the money supply has a cousin called the funny supply that ensures the amount of comedy in this country is at optimal levels to combat joke inflation

This is now a "seriously serious" serious account, seriously

You accidentally liked a skeet, how embarrassing for you

Remember, the ism isn't everything

No worries, technically that's a frankenstein's monster's roomba, which is a bit of a legal gray area

They signed the organ donor card, they know what they're in for

Roombas now come with birth certificates, which means you have to bury them when they die lest they haunt you

ikr? the sun just doesn't know when to quit (though perhaps it's better if it doesn't quit on us)

It's a curse

It’s probably for the best 👀

The eyes are the bangers of the soul

Weird how we all just agreed to give the sun its own day every week, the ungrateful bastard

I always look for silver linings, like the one in this purse I found on the grocery check out counter

Technically “waggling” isn’t either but

Yeah I saw this a while back. His freak out when he does it is truly fun and funny 😄

So the final boss of Tetris is acceptance of failure, got it. Lesson learned.

It’s not too bad thankfully. We’ve got a plumber here right now fixing up the pipe and all things considered we only lost a gaming computer. It’s definitely not how I wanted to spend today though

There are many dog dimensions. Suppose there was a way of combining them into one. In this essay I will

Over 3,000 posts and I still haven’t gotten to the good part.

Every Dog, Everywhere, All at Once

Thank you, I needed a meme like this 😂

Of course. I’m only eating veggie corn dogs these days too

No worries, I didn't take it that way 😊

I’m unoriginal, I know 🤷‍♂️

Thanks Ash. I need a break

I'm not sure how much it will cost at this point, but I hope it's not too bad. Thanks for the good thoughts

Yes he is, so at least it’s going to be paid for. But this was not my ideal Saturday

The TV installation went horribly wrong when the workmen punctured a water line and got water all over my bedroom. Not joking. I think I might need a corn dog.

It's human nature I guess

Just reacting to the drama from last night

This is just what I need

Exactly. They are the ones I'm talking about

We could definitely do worse

Beautiful

😭 it finally worked

Luigi would eat those pizzas right in front of their lifeless shells too

Or at least get me a wider audience