James Damron

Notepad is how you truly do HTML raw.

Is that why all the rum is gone?

Too busy snuggling Charmin.

Life goals?

A little better than yesterday. What's new with you?

Floof to clean timeline.

Age has led to sagging, and no one wants to see that.

Always have juice boxes and snacks ready.

Juice boxes are stocked.

My biggest grip with Mac is zero upgrade paths, especially in storage. If Mac allowed us to upgrade the SSD later on, I would consider Mac.

So, Linux it is since I do run a NAS.

Yay! I'm just an ass?

What if I'm one of the jackasses?

I'm ready to go UNIX if it's gets worse. I can VM a Windows system if I really need something.

Oh, and a few jackasses...

Yes because there's always monkeys.

Microsoft: not caring since Windows 8.

I sea what you did there.

Major suckage. 😞

Fire hose. Flame thrower was out of stock at the time.

I didn't want to know at the time. I just sprayed and prayed I didn't puke.

That would create a dirty bomb...

I'm sure their cheeks were clapping.

So much corn...

Daily lazy floof.

I worked retail, and one night, I had to clean a Pollock in the men's room...

Clan Farxiga

I'm learning that don't trust that first fart after coffee.

Lil' Ozempic

That was me. I was chasing them for stealing my pants.

Antacids. They spell relief.

I have Office already.

Lunch is Rolaids.

Mine is called breakfast.

The

Nice nudes.

I'm afraid to ask...

What about spades?

😆 That works as well.

Labor. If sex requires a shovel, something went awry.

They ain't getting that either.

Can I be a shovel?

They ain't getting my magic butt rub.

Men are all up in my DM's, and they all want the same thing:

My secret BBQ rub.