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@samanthaduke.bsky.social
professional amateur. failed stoic. might be a hedonist. the silver samaritan in the streets, skรฅlfxk in the sheets. minotaur barbarian on alternating tuesdays. disabled. AuDHD. NBi. she/they. bimbo. 18+
links to stuff: https://linktr.ee/skalfxk
lol I need to log off, thought these were supine mothmen ๐
Fantastic job on these btw ๐
Oof ๐ฃ hoping you feel better soon
JLD nails it, she gets that it's nuanced but also pretty simple.
Jerry? Jerry's just a lazy dick who can't hack it when audiences tell him he's not funny ๐คทโโ๏ธ
JLD : it's not that fucken hard why are you pretending its hard you fucken idiots not naming any names *coughJERRYcough*
Julia Louis-Dreyfus calls political correctness in comedy 'fantastic'
Julia Louis-Dreyfus says comedians complaining about political correctness is a 'red flag': 'I believe being aware of certain sensitivities is not a bad thing.'
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Can't remember his exact words, but to paraphrase John Mulaney:
This is me doing my best ๐ญ
Top o' the Morn to ya
I'm gonna *P*U*S*H* this one cuz you deserve to have nice things ๐
Give this stompy gay shit a spin
I worked way harder on it than you'd think
Advocatin' Homosexuality
they're out here advocatin' homosexuality, drugs, music, and sex outside marriage
sorry did I say
Forgot to mention: CW because NSFW, horny, and the main sample is lifted out of a lecture (read: compendium of poorly thought out lies) on satanism by some old born-again fart who's afraid of literally everybody & everything
Give this stompy gay shit a spin
I worked way harder on it than you'd think
Advocatin' Homosexuality
they're out here advocatin' homosexuality, drugs, music, and sex outside marriage
sorry did I say
Hey wanna hear something gay AND horny? My alter-ego has you covered
Give this stompy gay shit a spin
I worked way harder on it than you'd think
Advocatin' Homosexuality
they're out here advocatin' homosexuality, drugs, music, and sex outside marriage
sorry did I say
Addendum to an earlier post:
Mitt Romney looks like if Bruce Campbell & Mickey Mouse had a kid who was then raised by Nancy Reagan
Happy Monochrome Monday
Today I'm equal parts "farmer's daughter" & "1992 Sarah Connor"
Facts ๐ฅน
If youโre transmasc and scared that starting T will make you into an โuglyโ man please consider that basically every trans man is so much hotter than a cis dude from the jump that they can make what would be the worst mustache known to humankind on a cis dude look hot on them๐๐ฝ
Please note, they are NOT honored to stand for the pursuit of happiness
"We are honored to stand for life & liberty... Exceptions include but are not limited to everybody & everything that doesn't look and sound exactly like Mitt Romney."
we ~kindly~ support life and liberty for all!
unless you're trans, queer, a woman or any minoritized gender, a person of color, an abuse victim, child, socialist, not Christian...
Y'know I've been meaning to say something about this for a while:
Josh Johnson is funny as fuck
I got a new palette, and true to form I am being exceedingly cautious with it. Not used to having this many bright colors to play with! Overwhelmed!
Doctor Rockzo the Rock n' Roll Clown?
And I'm still not on board with using "goon" as a verb yet
Sometimes you gotta just grieve, cuss, spit, and regroup in the morning huh
It's wild to me that I worked with this fucker for a year. He talks like a serial killer now.
Man... I hadn't seen or talked to him for a while, but the guy who built/ran the studio I worked at in Toronto turned into a real piece of shit. HATES anyone who ain't a cis-het Christian man. Writes for Woke Watch Canada now. Embarrassing that I ever looked up to him. Most twice-divorced man ever.
Man... I hadn't seen or talked to him for a while, but the guy who built/ran the studio I worked at in Toronto turned into a real piece of shit. HATES anyone who ain't a cis-het Christian man. Writes for Woke Watch Canada now. Embarrassing that I ever looked up to him. Most twice-divorced man ever.
Hey what are y'all doing June 20th?
I'm hosting a livestream fundraiser coming up on the 20th featuring some familiar folks. We're going to do some Shakespearian fairy nonsense and try to appeal to viewers to support the people of Gaza. www.youtube.com/live/7QunTRq...
Midsummer Night's Dream Live Reading
Join me and The Oddbody Players, a group of Youtuber and other creators, for a live reading of Shakespeare's Midsummers Nights Dream on the Summer Solstice.W...
www.youtube.comNot gonna spoil it, just something about a pilot and a mechanic
So anyway I just found out a Godzilla movie can make me cry
That's, uh, new
Y'all I'm just a few minutes I and this is already probs my favorite Godzilla movie
*few minutes in ffs where's autocorrect when you need it
It already reminds me a little of Moby Dick but way more interesting tbh
Y'all I'm just a few minutes I and this is already probs my favorite Godzilla movie
Oops, thought that part was the skeet, not a caption built into the image ๐
alt text: the "menah menah" Muppet has joined Statler & Waldorf in their theatre box
The vampire who profits off your labor value Bossferatu
The elusive lake-dwelling repilian multiplatinum artist Loch Nas Monster
Air conditioning is a bitch cuz I can't get thru the summer here without it AND it probably contributes to the reason why I can't get thru the summer here without it
one cool thing about bluesky is nobody can pull up old posts to cancel me yet
[figures out The Atom's shrinking tech]
fuck it, we small
Yay! I don't know you but this made me happy to see โจ๐โจ
I really believe we have a moral imperative to never allow them a moment's peace ever again
Just heard on the news that it's so hot in Mexico right now that howler monkeys are falling out of trees, dead from the heat. Antonio Gutierrez says we still have a chance to save ourselves, but I have to wonder if he overestimates the human capacity for change.
This also goes for my brain
I don't care that there are microplastics in my testicles they don't do anything useful anyway
I don't care that there are microplastics in my testicles they don't do anything useful anyway
If you can't handle me at my posting thru it you don't deserve me at my offline & doing cool stuff
Shit you're right. AI image detected ๐คข