sarahndipity โจ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ (they/she)
@sarahndipity.bsky.social
lazy doomsday cult leader
Lord of Lubrication
Earl of Safe-butt-stuff
Witch
Professional Midwesternerโข๏ธ
Cryptid enthusiast
Genderqueer enby they/she
Old af
Nurse (LPN), mama, wife
Sarahndipity42069 on dc
lol sounds good, I'm headed to bed. night night beautiful, sweet dreams ๐
like Giles on buffy, he was constantly cleaning his glasses because he didn't not want to see their bullshit lol
I was almost on springer once ๐
bonus reason: I will never send you dick pics or get creepy in your DMs, that's that Sarahโข๏ธยฉ๏ธ guarantee โจ๏ธ
reasons you should follow me:
1)my life is an actual sitcom (queer enby agnostic stoner nurse married to a cishet pastor, and working in a methadone clinic in Flint)
2) I post cute aminals sometimes
3)all the cool kids are doing it, peer pressure!
it was very unexpected i tell you what
it's weird huh?
for homecoming king and queen we wrote in votes for individual people though
our school just drew 2 names from the seniors who bought tickets lol
haha those weirdos who would still do that sheesh that's just bananas can't relate at all
he's officially UCC, united church of christ, but realistically he's very unitarian but says he can't be one of those because "there isn't enough jesus" lol
reasons you should follow me:
1)my life is an actual sitcom (queer enby agnostic stoner nurse married to a cishet pastor, and working in a methadone clinic in Flint)
2) I post cute aminals sometimes
3)all the cool kids are doing it, peer pressure!
reasons you should follow me:
1) I post tits. A lot. Like constantly sometimes
2) Im a decent shitposter and try to keep things light.
3) I'm always here for every doll.
and us enby not-dolls too ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
headaches are one of the more common side effects of meds, but not one that usually associated with antibiotics
I would highly doubt it's a withdrawal symptom from the morphine. utis are REALLY rough on the brain, they can cause confusion and memory loss and severe fatigue when they're really bad, and yours sounds like a DOOZY. you're still healing, and the headache could be simply from that.
my theory is that all these "perimenopause" symptoms we just toss at uterus havers is actually menopause, and it actually lasts a lot longer than they know bc fuck "women's health" research lol
you said 2 doses a few days ago right?
have you been restrictingyour fluid intake bc it hurts to pee? dehydration with utis is common bc it fucking hurts so you avoid drinking, and then you get dehydration headaches and nausea.
also stress is definitely a possibility.
thank you! me too! lol
yeah the nausea is pretty fast but it's HARD and I really dislike it a lot
everyone tries to tell me it cannot possible be menopause or perimenopause, bc it started at 38, but like, no one else in my fam has ever gone into natural menopause bc they all yeeted their uterii for other problems lol
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIQ!!!!!
okay this is neat
Ursula K. Le Guin's home will become a writers residency apnews.com/article/ursu...
Ursula K. Le Guin's home will become a writers residency
The former home of the late Ursula K. Le Guin is being readied to become a base for contemporary authors.
apnews.comthere are more important things jfc
I got it right with the tip of my canine mid bite so instead of a little poke into the top, I managed to slice the side of the tongue and it's in such a bad place ๐ญ
about 50% of my hot flashes start like this:
-wave of nausea from head to toe
-3 little coughs that turn into 2 sneezes
-*bam* hot flash that starts simultaneously in the back of my head and my chest
did something new come out?
my leftover shepherds pie is taunting me, I only got 4 bites before I had to take an owwww fuck my tongue hurts beak
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owwww I bit my tongue
that's so hot ๐ฅ
do you scream nonstop during making seasons like the cicadas do?
I do like terv a lot though, so if we can make that take off, I'll support you.
those people are NOT feminists though
omg those are gorgeous!
I always get compliments when I wear earrings I bought from @loxy.bsky.social
I tried to make "feminism appropriating radical transphobe" work for a while but no one else wanted to call them FARTs
at 530 am too. no one wants to be hit on that early. I promise.
oh yeah and that's super icky, so so so icky
okay but I actually thought doctor spock was his adult job post tv actor until I was solidly in my 20s ๐ฌ
bc that person is spending WAY too much time worried about other people's vaginas
okay I checked their page and it's shitty and awful but vaginal estrogen cream IS something that has been shown to help vagina havers with chronic utis, so that's a true medical fact from a creepy as person whom I blocked and reported
who knew that the boy band westlife released Barry Manilow cover in 2003 as a single?
no one else?
its 21 yrs later but Pepperidge Farm remembers apparently
usually when I'm reading stuff about Jesus I get embarassed and idk why lol
help out our friend if you can plz ๐
After I pay rent, wif, phone and everything else I'm left with almost nothing. Disabled and seeking $80 in mutual aid funds so I have food and gas for the month. Only request for June. PayPal voiceofmidnight9@yahoo.com Cash app $Sara4700 , thank youโค๏ธ๐คโค๏ธ
I'm pretty hardcore, it's true.
*wincing as my hot coffee hurts my owwie*
also they're small and hard to see sometimes, so maybe don't base our interactions on whether or not you think I "belong" to someone else
reskeet with how old you are using a vague proxy:
the internet came via snail mail on CDs when I was a wee barn
Reskeet with how old you are, using a vague proxy:
I still buy songs on the iTunes Store
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owwww I bit my tongue
do toilets spin the other way in Australia one
sometimes I run, sometimes I hide, sometimes I'm scared of you, bit all I really want is to hold you tight, treat you right, be with you day and night, baby all i need is time