@shipscrewunscrewer.bsky.social
Ich erinnere mich sogar noch daran, als Sonneborn noch nicht (öffentlich) putin fan war. *zwinkersmiley*
They also want to deport everyone who does not fit their description of German, regardless of if they have German citizenship or not.
Nur Leitungswasser in der Serverfarm. Eine schöne metapher für die FDP
"Bild generiert mit KI" - Die FDP konnte also keinen Praktikanten finden der Einstein auf einen pinken hintergrund photoshoppen konnte?
I had a different kind of standoff with them today
(They let me ate my Bienenstich in peace after I honked at them a few times, and got a few bird crackers as a reward later)
Ist doppelt lustig, weil wegen ihm das Land ja eine Bananenrepublik geworden ist, indem sich aber trotzdem niemand mehr Bananen leisten kann
*First Day in the German Coast Guard*
Captain: Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! We are sinking!
Me: What are you sinking about?
Das ist ein Flurförderzeug, und um ein solches zu bedienen benötigst du einen Flurförderzeugführerschein!
I regret to inform you that Shazam was bought by apple, so it will almost certainly be shittified soon
Das ausgerechnet der Wartburgkreis die ausnahme in Thüringen ist, ist schon funny
Piss Border Guard?
Happy Birthday!!! It is mandatory you eat them ALL!!! ALONE!! TODAY!!!!
Data would never use a measurement system as primitive as ounces!!! Give my boy prime Kg of beef!
There already was a Lasagna Gate.
As always, the Americans are copying every European trend:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_ho...
and I hope you will not be insulted by this, but what resoning led to you ingesting 'Amazon' branded pseudo-sustenance? I am genuinly baffled and would appreciate an honest answer. Kind regards, S. Unscrewer
Okay Mr Brendel, I wanna start with saying I'm following your content since some time, and since I have some respect for youm I genuinly don't want this question to come across as being intented to cause discomfort, and I can't stress enough that I trying to not judge you,
Damn, my history class was just:
Roman Empire
Industrialisation
French Revolution
WWI
WWII
Partition of Germany/Cold War
What voice should OpenAI use now that ScarJo’s is off-limits? Wrong answers only.
If you eat Pineapple on Pizza, you have no honour and your house should banish you
Habe gestern von der Sendung "Bieberbrüder" erfahren, und war sehr enttäuscht das dein PB kein Selfie ist :c
Two birds landed of my friend Cruezo today.
There were Robins on Cruezo.
Men only want one thing and it's the Vision AVTR
Men only want one thing and it's the Hyundai electric concept car.
Well technically it's Bsky.app (jk)
Every single thing I know about this person I know from headlines and against my will.
Als ex-Nordwest NDS: Das sind zu viele Knoblauchzehen für eine Person! Auch wenn ich mir jetzt nen Block angele!!
Yes. Unfortunately seafarers are treated like shit in most industrialised nations, even though they depend on them.
The longest I once heard from a seamen was 8 months without getting onto land. That is of course against labour laws, but no one gives a shit about enforcing them, except maybe AMSA.
Gute Idee, sollte dem vorbeugen, oder einfach f*cken schreiben.
Könntest Anwältin werden :D