He/Him. Carolina Alum. IVF Dad. Mostly Original Parts. Forever Thankful To My Donor. Not An Actual Chicken Lawyer I Just Play One On Bluesky.
Mac and cheese is disgusting.
I probably haven’t seen that movie
If it wouldn’t have vast negative effects on my health, I’d really like to be drunk right now.
Yeah I was just scrolling on the ESPN app and saw Winthrop was hosting and said “Certainly that’s a mistake”. It wasn’t.
Though your point about it being less desirable playing up North does make a ton of sense
It might be more B10 than Rutgers…:which isn’t saying much
Damn how down bad is Rutgers baseball that are traveling down to Rock Hill, SC to play?
Paging….
Actually hold on sorry
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social RYAN WANTS TO HOLLER BOUT THE COCKS
Looks like you should have worn your….suspenders….today.
(Sorry sorry trying to delete)
You should probably get around to eating that soon……it’s going to go bad
Fucking brain won’t let me have anything fucking nice.
Fuck that moutherfucker
I mean I’m more scared of playing y’all than I am Iowa.
Congratulations to Rats significant other.
Or maybe not….
Sorry @hodgepodge.bsky.social but that’s another W on Rocky Top for the Cocks.
Fuck Iowa but genuinely happy for Clark. She’s a once in a lifetime player.
I know exactly where that is…our office park is literally across the road. Looks like I need to make a visit (maybe on a slow day where I can take a cube nap after lunch)
After 19 months* I’ve mostly gone back to not answering every call, but every once in awhile the auto pilot kicks in.
*I think I’ve mentioned it before but they drill it into your head while your are on the transplant list to pick up the phone whenever - even if it’s not a recognized number
My aversion to ever answering the phone from numbers I don't recognize wins again! Can't scam me if I am fundamentally unable to talk to you!
**Looks up directions from in-laws to Disney**
Well I’ll get to add Jacksonville to my list of visited* cities.
*Driven through
Any last second guesses…get em in quick!
Hoss has his 18 month appointment tomorrow.
At his last checkup in December he was 31 lbs (14.1 kg) and 33.86 inches tall.
I’m going to say he will be 34 lbs and 35.25 inches tall.
Not me spending the last hour of completely free time before we leave for in-laws and then Disney freaking out about the crowds at Disney.
I really really really don’t do crowds, it’s why I don’t really like going to games anymore.
I’m just impressed….thinking of getting home at 11 makes me very sleepy
Yep. The exterior wash isn’t really worth it but I’ll pay the money for the interior…I hate vacuuming and scrubbing and all of that stuff.
Love this boomer ass boomer who is harassing this poor kid at the car wash about what look to be tiny ass “missed spots”.
Like my guy it’s the Autobell if you are this anal about how exactly clean it is, this ain’t the place for you.
Listing to the Marty Smith episode of Dale Jrs podcast and it’s absolutely hilarious that folks have no idea he came from NASCAR.
Kevin DeBoar called yesterday but I let it go to voicemail
Hoss has his 18 month appointment tomorrow.
At his last checkup in December he was 31 lbs (14.1 kg) and 33.86 inches tall.
I’m going to say he will be 34 lbs and 35.25 inches tall.
What’s a man gotta do to get some Afl hog around here?
11% at 4:48 is living pretty dangerously, amiright?
Yall got any more of the Alf dick around? Gotta send something funny to these political ads I’m getting texted
More like “HOSSMAS” am I right?
(He does have a lot of very strong opinions about Benjamin Netanyahu)