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“Three seconds to kill all those people? That’s insane!”

[Makes face that’s more alarmed than mad]

Hey little sparkly shapes at the bottom of my Discord? I’m never gonna press on you. You can go away whenever

You want to listen to my heart by covering me head to toe in oil and it’s not called a Greco-Cardiogram?

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MBMBAM Animatic - A Horse Called Orb

The McElroy brothers learn of the hidden secret a certain Kentucky Derby-winning horse keeps. Made using ToonBoom Storyboard Pro 20 and Clip Studio Paint. Made by Roxanne Frizz. Follow me for more frequent updates and art! Twitter: twitter.com/grizzlymittz Instagram: instagram.com/grizzlymittz - Sources Original audio from (Episode 151): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpoGaQ2iSrQ The McElroy Brothers Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/mbmbam/videos SFX: Freesound.org ("Crowd Screaming, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org)

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You have the vision. Let’s pitch the networks! Or just get a small business loan and put it on twitch…🤔🤔🤔🤔

My only note on Godzilla x Kong is there’s no big horse monsters

Over here we’ve still got it a couple minutes longer. Anything you need
me to say to it?

The plan should be the perfect version of what we want, so when they push back we get the incremental improvement AFTER the backlash instead of before. All CO2 stopped this year and such.

With @utilitylimb.bsky.social back, I'd just like to migrate this, truly the greatest tweet of all time, to bluesky

Why is there a word for moving your head to mean “yes” and not a word for moving your head “no”. Is it an inherently optimistic quality to the language? Sources say “huh?”

Except of course that ugly game.

Kicking the air and shouting “Poor Old Kombaaat!”

I hear you saying I need therapy and I’m not arguing I’m just poor

Boss just cancelled my big Thursday meeting and I suddenly felt like I could get a handle on my day, week, hobbies, health, money… What cursed shit is my brain on

Set up a hotdog stand in there and make thousands. Remodelers show up, move 10 feet on your little wheeled cart. I see zero issues at all with anything

What were these two up to

Volume 1 XL really is foundational for me and that’s incredibly unrelatable for everyone

Worked on me just now

You think my hair is absolutely everywhere?? You should see my dang papers!

Being a stuffy scientist, my glasses have just fogged up.

Trips over self while sprinting to gog.com

How the fuck are people riffing on this. This is the absolute darkest shit to meme about

But in this quote he doesn’t lament that he can’t make the old joke, he says he’s willing to make a new joke instead. I haven’t read the whole piece but this quote seems reasonable

Mondays are cool cuz you get to stow all your joy into a crumpled paper bag and remember how to be okay with that

Yeah my definition for art is an object a person uses to communicate an idea or a feeling to another person

Bosley don’t fuck around

Ouch! My butt’s ass!

Elaine finds a genie and spends the episode weighing whether curing the guy she’s seeing of cancer is “wish-worthy”

Honestly shocked no one’s mentioned Chef Jabroni who was always sharpening his knives and eyeing the crew expectantly, certain an alien would pop out any second for him to capture and cook

And the slogan was “a totally organic experience”? What a crappy innuendo

Finally checked out that ASMR you guys have been talking about. Gotta respect you’re just subs on main huh

My college girlfriend was childhood best friends with his daughter so I got to have dinner with that whole family a couple times. Super nice and cozy. I think he was big in the Seattle theater scene. I recall seeing him play Puck…?

Sitting down to D&D this week “Bad news, gold is worthless. Economy is eels now. Consult these charts, quick.”

I was just too old to get into South Park when it started but was walking by an elementary school and heard kids calling each other “Jew” as an insult(?) and my heart sank

Gotta be careful near the mouths

When I was a kid I asked my parents “The United States is at the top of the world, right?” and they, impressively, said “Well the world is a ball, so there’s no real top or bottom…” and I said “Yeahhhh but we’re at the TOP.” I obviously still believe that but for internet drop-down menus.

Yeah I bought food over the internet… It gave a colon backslash! Folks,

I need to let you know that I shared this in a friend group chat and 420 the hed gehod is now an emoji in there

Thinking about the time I was looking for an apartment in Yorba Linda(?) and briefly spotted signs of life

Slowly push in on Levar, Curb theme plays

Think of the emotional YouTube video, rapidly cutting between all of them, in front of a Phillip Glass track

Woah I’m seein double! There are eight cats!

Death isn’t the opposite of Life. It’s just another shitty thing life can throw at you if it notices you’ve gotten too good at dodging all the other shit it throws at you

Bro, do you even talk in maths? Do you even buzz like a fridge, bro?!