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she/her. sorry about my face, an animal licked it
i'm too tired to think of anything clever, best i can do at the moment is BlueHi lol
oh i hate it but everyone else will probably love it so we're probably stuck with it
i don't have any ideas for it but we should come up with a term for meeting up with a bluesky friend. it's a very specific and newly possible activity and we should encourage more of it by branding it in a fun way
i have inherited an absolutely massive stash of rughooking supplies so i guess now i have to get into hooking rugs :/
just keeping the train lines running on time ๐ซก
like they're not planning on objecting strongly or doing sabotage or something like that, because the people who did that, then themselves had to go to the camps. so they'd be "enjoying" along with us. they're planning on going along with it. that's not great to advertise
every time they use that line about "enjoy the camps!" i think about how they're implying they'll be outside the camps themselves. they're not going. now i'm no historian but i think last time there were certain things required of people in order to not go to the camps. becoming nazis for instance
i like a song i can google the lyrics to and find out which one of the child ballads its based on yeah. i like a song with an assigned roud #
that and big band and inexplicably tropicalia?
spotify informs me my favorite genre is "dark appalachian folk" that sounds right yeah
honestly given the environmental and labor costs of dairy farming all milk should cost that much or more but! crucially! it does not lol
do not say any vegan shit i will block you i do not want to be a vegan and i am never going to be a vegan
handshaking meme and one hand says me and the other hand says all of my female ancestors going back to before the industrial revolution and the handshake says fretting about the children's milk
however even with just me and brian we go through like two gallons a week and by the time the lads are teenagers i imagine it'll be more like six so that's a $3,744 annual fancy milk habit
i wish i had a ton of money so i could give it to the lads. they're about to stop having baby formula and have cow milk instead and i wish they could have the really good stuff forever instead of as a treat, they deserve it, they're such darlings and they deserve $12 milk
i don't buy organic anything else because i don't give a shit about any of that but that milk tastes like it costs $12 a gallon, it's unbelievably better tasting
if i won the lottery i wouldn't move to a fancier house or change much of anything but i would start buying the "grassmilk" grass fed organic valley brand whole milk instead of regular. that shit is so good and it's criminal it's like $12 a gallon
oh it was like a baseball cap but corduroy. you know those ones
his brother was completely asleep still but he was sitting bolt upright in bed in the sort of moody dim filtered light from the window just screaming furiously all two feet of him at the chilled cow lofi beats station
i was like damn why is the baby crying, he was super tired when he went to bed, he had plenty of dinner and a fresh diap, and i went to check, and when i had gone outside to plant the squash i was closer in geographical proximity to the bluetooth speaker in the nursery than the living room, and so
me: hey during bedtime stories were you talking about chairman mao
brian: it's not my fault, that book said right in it "the countryside encircles the city"
me: all around bustletown is a picture book, it doesn't have words
brian: even more suggestive
the gonzales sign house people around the corner from us moved away and i dug through the free pile they left out front and sure enough it was a bunch of garbage to match their garbage politics
this mf said "burnt to a cider"
okay it looks like it's burnt to a cider but it's just because i used that absolutely black cocoa powder like from oreos. it's not burnt at all. you'll just have to believe me. it looked very plain so i put a bowling lady ornament on it
he had his hip hat and his hip wife and two kids with hip names with him and they *almost* blended in with me and my friends at the nice fancy horticulturural event but not quite- their whole shit felt insincere. never kid a kidder. never kid a kidder
met someone today that i didn't like much and then later someone else told me he was a genuine trump supporter. not sure i've ever met one before. sucks to suck
record scratch yep that's me. you're probably wondering how i
yeah our dinner plan is grilled chicken skewers and uhhhhh
okay it looks like it's burnt to a cider but it's just because i used that absolutely black cocoa powder like from oreos. it's not burnt at all. you'll just have to believe me. it looked very plain so i put a bowling lady ornament on it
this one is named allen "the mutilator" ginsburg! no relation
that's right! absolutely staggering number of vicious murders for such a pleasant seeming town
i think of australia as being kind of a loose network of surf towns cattle ranches and nature preserves with some randomly interspersed art galleries so i always do a double take when i read like "six bodies found in casks full of acid in a bank vault in 1999" fucking what is going on over there
pretty gruesome ones too. they give some of the 1970s LA sickos a real run for their money
weird number of serial killers etc last century in australia. probably not as many per capita as here but still more than i would have guessed which would have been like, none
that's what being a reformed professional gets ya. i dish as i go because i still think my disher is going to walk in late and hungover and yell at me if i make a mountain of them
some kind of chocolate olive oil raspberry type concoction
i have the doors open so it smells like outside plus a chocolate cake baking in my kitchen!
it's raining, my window isn't filthy. i mean, it IS, but that's not what you're seeing
well idk if the cake is any good but i can tell you i assembled it and did the dishes in exactly 20 minutes which is pretty amazing
you all couldn't shut up about "snacking cakes" so i got it out of the library and i'm trying one
earlier i googled "at what age is an average child three feet tall" and it's little AI thing told me "a three foot tall child is 3 feet and 2.5 inches tall" thank u
if you are roundabouts 5 foot 4 i want you to know that my 10 month old son is half your height for some reason