Tal👀la Pal👀za Pi 🖕🏻

Fucking better than re-skeeting The Business Insider with another opinion. 😆😆😆

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I was going to say tomorrow’s walk will do you some good but didn’t want to sound bossy 😆

That’s a lot of driving!

👀

🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

😆😆😆

Self-care is the best care.
No one going to take care of you but you 💙

Those are the best.

Put on some sun block, love.
Your face is prettier without the mask.
And suns o bitches may want to kiss it

Nice!

Damn it

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💙😆☠️🤘🏻

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Words have meaning.
I’m not crazy.
I have anxiety and PTSD for good cause.

Oof.

Are you home safely?

Only 12?

Christ I can only get 4 Relpax. Gotta make good and gotdamn sure I’ve done everything I can before I take a $600 pill.

This is 8 months old and it’s still going 😆

It’s not a screen shot, it’s a sheet stain.

👀

Did you do it?!
I would be so proud, I’d do cartwheels all the way to Ohio with fireworks up my ass.

So weird

Do naked chicks look like that?!

I use that one too occasionally but I found this

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And yeah, let’s find em and make friends.

👀 I’ll be on the lookout

This is Luke.

And he is fucking AMAZING

@coolhand.bsky.social

That beard joke today.
Perfection.
Cliche chef’s kiss that I hate. 😆😆😆👌🏻

😆😆😆😆😆☠️

Good job, Axle 💪🏻

I know you have medical problems that plague you.

Your posts are absolutely brilliant.
Thanks for following me.

They got Prince Charles’s face done up.
Luke alone will send you into cardiac arrest

Here come the fucking giggle fits.

Some of this is so brilliant.

I am blessed to behold 😆😆😆

I love BlueSky! 😆😆😆

So much better than any other place.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ the⠀ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‎ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‎ ‏ ‏ ‏‎ postes @rem.postes.club

interviewer: so we asked you to describe yourself in two words

me: yes

interviewer: and you wrote “fuckraccoon hotrocket”

me: that is correct

3 hours ago

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You do have the most photogenic dog ever

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☠️☠️☠️💙😆👌🏻

Screen shot perfection, my love.
Just for you.

As if 😆😆😆

That is weird.
I’ve never seen a two in one stall.

I am really glad to hear that your dad is okay.
I only say your post today.
I am still here so…😆

Just coined it 😆

I am positive it was in use and you sat in the empty one. 😆

I think they just go in and pee. No privacy whatsoever unless they need to sit.
Then that’s private.
The rest is a free for all.
They just walk right in and pee up along the same wall.
Even maybe make eye contact 🤷🏻‍♀️

I am so detached.

What a talent.
💔 RIP

Dark Star 🎸 🎧 @paradisewaits.bsky.social

Thank you for teaching me that jazz doesn't have to be only something that your father and that one cool uncle listened to.

David Sanborn left us on May 12, 2024

3 hours ago

Wow. I am so detached

Dark Star 🎸 🎧 @paradisewaits.bsky.social

Thank you for teaching me that jazz doesn't have to be only something that your father and that one cool uncle listened to.

David Sanborn left us on May 12, 2024

3 hours ago

I go to the gym every morning. It’s absolute torture but I do it. It’s mind numbing but there are 8 tvs to chose. I pick HGTV.

There is a NEW practice of tying a disposable diaper to a helium ballon and having the toddler release it as a final rite of passage. I shit you not.

I witnessed it

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And I’m glad I responded 😆😆😆

Come back @beardcap
The world needs to be saved!