No one pretends to be
a fat old monk,
the old monk said.
I'm the real thing.
If you keep making jokes,
the poet told the old monk, people
won't think you're serious.
#poetry
Everything
the old monk says
I always wonder
is that true,
the poet said.
#poetry
It's not that
you feel more,
it's that you
see more
that makes you
a poet,
the old monk said.
#poetry
You can lie
in interviews
but you can't
lie in your
notebooks,
the old monk
told the poet.
#poetry
Why am I bleeding
when I'm writing poetry,
the poet asked
the old monk.
#poetry
Towards the end
he thought just talking
was poetry
and poetry was
just talking,
the poet said
about the old monk.
#poetry
When you get old
you can make it
any shape you want,
the old monk promised.
#poetry
What they get
depends on whether
they're paying me
by the word,
the old monk told
the poet.
#poetry
When it does
what you want it to
you never get over it,
the old monk said
with some satisfaction.
#poetry
If it doesn't
want to,
it won't --
that's how
it is,
the old monk
told the poet.
#poetry
I play all the notes
I can find,
the old monk
told the band.
It's not many.
#poetry
Where you find
your second chord
is where your song
is going,
the old monk told
the composer.
#poetry
It's not
how you count
it, it's how
you hear it,
the old monk
told the poet.
#poetry
Everything that is
always was --
it has just
changed form,
the old monk said.
#poetry
When you begin
to understand
it's as if the snow
is melting,
the old monk noted.
#poetry
You can play it
if the music's
in you,
the old monk said.
#poetry
If I hadn't learned
some of it younger,
I wouldn't be
this old,
the old monk suspected.
#poetry
The thing about
tricks is
the more you know
the more you can
learn,
the old monk said.
#poetry
You are just ants
if you don't look at it
from God's point of view,
the old monk said.
He didn't mean that
in any way
derogatory to
God or to ants.
#poetry
True stories are the best,
if you can tell them,
the old monk
told the poet.
#poetry
Sometimes
when I'm writing
it gets so meta
I wonder who's
writing me,
the old monk told
the poet.
#poetry
Google said the old monk
was the nom de plume
of some disgruntled poet,
the master reported.
#poetry
When two things
are side by side
in parallel universes,
that's when they sing,
the old monk told
the cosmologists, and
winked at the poet.
#poetry
Sometimes you get
what you want
but often
it's too late,
the old monk said.
#poetry
How many syllables
is a haiku?
How many lines
is an epic?
It doesn't matter
to the story,
the old monk told
the poet.
#poetry
You know, sometimes I think
I'm going to make it to the end,
the old monk told the master.
#poetry
You see either
blessings or
brimstone,
the old monk said,
and that's
what you get.
#poetry
Just when you think
you're wandering
the Arizona desert,
there's music,
the old monk said.
#poetry
If you write too much
you end up with
eyes like mine,
the old monk warned.
#poetry
Someone's
counting it
all up
and some day
what's fair
will be fair,
the old monk said.
#poetry
If you say
marvelous things
an an inopportune time
people might get
the wrong idea,
the old monk cautioned.
#poetry
If you want people
to remember your
words, they must be
monumental,
the old monk told
the poet.
#poetry
Sometimes it's good
just to be breathing,
the old monk said.
#poetry
If you have no ideas,
just write what you've heard,
the old monk told
the poet.
#poetry
What you want
may still be in
Italy when
you want it --
what then,
the old monk asked.
Some thought he was
speaking in code.
#poetry
You may notice,
if you read carefully,
I tend to use time
as a weapon
in my poems,
the old monk told
the poet. It was
a suggestion for
a thesis topic.
#poetry
How weird is it
before it's too weird
is what you want
to know,
the old monk said.
#poetry
Make your g
look like a girl
in a head-scarf,
the old monk told
the pupils.
The principal
was aghast.
#poetry
If it's a poem,
you can bang it
on your drum,
the old monk said.
If you can't,
it's not done.
#poetry
Sometimes it's paint,
and sometimes it's
the real thing,
the old monk cautioned.
#poetry
You always want to save space
for the after-thoughts,
the old monk said.
Believe me.
#poetry
You can hear
the electricity
if you listen,
the old monk noticed.
#poetry
You can't want
too much
of nothing,
the old monk told
his students.
#poetry
The moon tells
the old pines
its secrets,
the old monk noticed.
#poetry