Josh "Go Drink The Sea" Brown
@theotherspeakman.bsky.social
He/Him, Back to the Future expert for podcasts, reliably reposting.
I hate transgender John Lennon. And his racism.
*Squints* is this AI?
It's been so long without a great Photoshop I honestly am not sure if a real person made this very perfect dumpster truck
This is a book that absolutely backs that up:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_No_...
Some people hear Imagine as aspirational and serene but the Perfect Circle cover really covers the bleak angle.
The horror of a world with nothing to die for, because people have nothing to *live* for.
Dropping this here because you're right and everyone should read this book on it: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_No_...
Everybody loves a story about a toad who loves driving so much he nearly dies.
Or on the Disneyland ride, he actually does, and goes to Hell. 10/10
🎶 And we're not gonna sing it again! 🎶
Still would love a sequel where Orpheus sings the city apart because he's been tricked by Hades and he's also an angry demigod.
Already blocked by my anti-TERF block subscription.
Exactly! He's a half blinded flyboy not the Six Million Dollar Man
Oh they will find new people. Once the bloodlust has been quenched a bit and they feel secure in their power, they'll lock up their pain monkeys to whip.
He wants you to drink his blood, like a vampire would
She can dish it out but she can't take it.
999 Meals, although there's room for one more.
If it actually detonated that's even worse so yeah it just must have given him a savage poking.
Bob Marley, known boxer and spirit of manslaughter, apparently.
Oh no my 3DS cable!
Just kidding *claps*
The same reason people pay for coffins just to bury them. But it's probably even easier, since it would be lighter and there's nothing to grave rob.
A laundry list from Timesplitters. They had some truly weird and fun stuff, and even a map maker in 2, which is huge for a console game.
The tricky part is the cost of the land. You'd need a spot for your Cafe 90s in a metropolitan area where traffic funnels to you.
Lewa can swing through the dream jungles again.
Yeah, some people are just subjectively more horrible.
Like Henry Kissinger versus Hitler. Hitler burned twice as hot and was universally reviled, but he also killed Hitler rather than do the talk show circuit for 60+ years.
If I see another of those bespoke licorice delivery ads I'll send you the link. Haven't seen one since the Mother's Day ad.
Perhaps Father's Day will bring it back.
The origin is, believe it or not, exactly that joke:
www.businessinsider.in/internationa...
This feels like if Tom Green wrote dialogue for Pauly Shore.
Maybe if you don't ask it's worse than if you do?
Qualified immunity is crazy
@janemoon.bsky.social
Golf Course Cuck Chair - is this anything?
If you've ever wondered what it would be like to take a Marvel hero quiz while also being a F rank supervillain with a groveling sycophant, this will fully satisfy you.
The LA Times can try but they will never reach the peaks of this:
clickhole.com/does-master-...
You've heard of
Kangaroo Court
Now get ready for
Punishment Jort
And "know" is in quotes, because one day they do come for you, hey, turns out you failed a purity test (Genetics? Social media? Trump ignores the law and releases people's votes?) and now it turns out there's a camp for you too. And people like you. With an outfit and a number.
Have you seen the Aragog puppet they made for Harry Potter and the Bathroom Intruder Ghost? The one who tells their children to feed?
Yeah it's still scary in person. I heartily recommend severing all ties to HP lest you go through that, oh fuck no.
Aragorn as the Demon Man-Filth of Isengard.
There are Uruk bards in Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor.
"Attend the tale of Aragorn!"
Each word tattooed on one of your fists, so people know where you're coming from.
That Republican guy who body slammed a reporter back around 2016 walked away scot-free.
They don't care about civility and frankly that opens the door to incivility until they are willing to calm down to Defcon 5 or their party is destroyed
You mean the decade of Trump because they can't even take care of one rich idiot without taking a whole mess of rich idiots with him.
This is how we get dictators, because they promise they'll actually do more than wash their hands, sigh, and say they wish they could help.
Let's not forget a "feature" of this death march to automation - no more mercy or grace.
A person at a company can forgive a mistake you made, or help you out when your life is spinning out of control.
Automation simply won't. There's no cashier to add the last 10¢ you need on your $20 order.